Uh-oh, looks like this vaporwave viber wandered a little too far from his home lair (@softsylveon #545868), and now he's off to see the world! If ever you feel the need to exalt, he'd really appreciate it if you could just return him to the home lair, or to the 'Dragons Off To See The World' thread, here. This is not necessary, but he would be very grateful!

Owners I've Had:
softsylveon #545868
grxndsxn #437722
alhambra #561147
/ Fantivity #541094
AmethystSeaWing #515695 Sekine #567762
RainChild #514221
CountessG #180372
SlightSuccess #691461


Warp is the self-proclaimed "best DJ in Sornieth". He discovered once that he could produce musical sounds with electronic equipment he "borrowed" and rearranged and he never looked back. Now he's crossing the globe to bring his beats to lairs all over!

(feel free to add items, please don't remove any though - unless it's for lore reasons ^^)

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When Warp arrived in Crow Callers, he quickly made friends with a fellow DJ, Synth.

He also fell in love with DiscoBall, a fellow travelling dragon who also has a love for partying. After they had hatchlings, they decided that they should go their separate ways.

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Warp stood by the Nils River where there was a large crowd awaiting the closing cerelmony of Wavecrest Saturnalia.
The crowd went nuts with applause as they cheered "Warp! Warp! Warp!"
The crowd froze for a moment as they wondered what the ridgeback was about to say next.

The crowd was saddened and a few boo s were heard.

The song which had now been named "Dear Tide Lord" began to play. As the fire works displayed.

Next to his side was a nocturne known as Tiny.
Cigar smoke slowly flowed from his nostrils as he spoke with his lit cigar in his mouth. "The Tide Lord is always here and I assure he saw everything." And the crowd began to cheer once again.

"Gotta Reach the SSSSSSSSSSea , (Dear Tide Lord hear our prayer)
Gotta Reach the SSSSSSSSSea, (Dear Tide Lord hear our prayer)

then drums guitars and every other instrument that could make noise began to play to the beat.

In the Sea, we baptized
Water Flight forever rise
Loyalty will find us Abyss Chest
Loyal Tide Lord Alligator Clan won't rest
Dear Tide Lord Happy Wavecrest

Gotta reach the SSSSSSSSSea (Dear Tide Lord hear our prayer)
It's our destineeeeee (Dear Tide Lord hear our prayer)

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His next stop is a small lair deep in the Arcanist's territory, they're nice but do not seem to appreciate his kind of music. They gift him (or bribe him) with a coat and a neat pair of goggles and quickly send him on his way.

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While in clan Burning Fantasies he had a performance with the local dancer and bard everyone seemed to enjoy it. He had a lot of fun before moving on with a good bunch of supplies to survive with as he goes to his next destination.

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He had almost eaten all of his lizard and ranch sandwiches (what? It was actually a good combo! At least, he thought it was) when he arrived at his new destination. A small clan thriving in the corner of Shadow territory. A tiny ivory fae showed him to his room, hanging above the waters of the Viridian channel. He seemed like he'd done this before since he was very comfortable with everything, but he didn't seem bored either. In fact, he told some pretty funny stories, his own black wings shaking from laughter at his own jokes.
One day, when he was roaming around from boredom, he looked over to see another traveler arriving. He was amazed to find that he recognized this particular dragon, and with a high pitched shriek he rushed towards his son StarkRaver and hugged him gently, Stark nearly crushing his ribs in return. They stayed together for a few days, both of them happily talking about their travels and playing heavy metal from noon to early morning. After a week or two (they both lost track after their sleep schedules were destroyed), they hugged one last time and Warp flew off to continue his travels.

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Warp had no idea how he got to his next stop, but he was in city located inside a giant bubble on the floor of the Sea of 1,000 Currents, a city known as Atlantis. However, Atlantis was home to a Water Flight Clan known as Alligator Clan. Alligator Clan is a former Lightning Flight Clan which still used technology which the clan used back when they lived under the rule of the Storm Catcher. Warp was gifted with one of Alligator Clan's inventions which they called "the box." The box is a pyramid shape object which has an eye in the center. It does many things, but it is mostly used for communication. For Warp, it was just another instrument to use for his career. The best part about being in Alligator Clan was Warp actually landed a contract to host his own show which he has since then used the box to broad cast his show. The box Warp owns also can be used to make some really cool light displays while playing music.

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Warp's Radio show
THE VOID


Use this only for the broad cast of Warp's show

4-23-21

4-24-21

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The moment Warp stepped foot near the Emerald Skies Caravan, he was turned around and pushed right back out! Turns out his son and former mate both visited this group a long time ago. I guess they were too loud for them huh?

At that moment, Warp felt so proud.

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1/4/2024: The Mad Star Party
Warp bobbed his head to a funky beat thrumming out of his ever present pyramid. He'd gotten some insider info about a night club in Starwood Strand that threw the craziest parties. Chock full of dubious Arcane concoctions that, if the rumors were true, could make you expiernce music in a brand new way.

He followed the coordinates and found himself at a quaint little cafe. It was cute and all, but not really his scene. They didn't even have a stage, much less a sound system. None the less Warp sat down and graciously drank a cup of tea and ate the little biscuits. And with no warning whatsoever a Wildclaw materialized in the seat next to him.

"Greetings, I'm Management you must be Warp." Warp only nodded, his mouth full of delicious pastries. "Come back again at midnight, use the back door. Tell the doorman, 'They produce very flat notes.'" Management vanished without waiting for a response.

Warp felt electricity in his veins as he trekked through the dark woods, returning to the cafe. The building was completely dark, nothing betraying its silence. He found the back door, it looked ordinary enough. Untill a slit popped open,

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

"They produce very flat notes?" Warp responded almost startled. The slit slammed shut and the door opened. A Bogsneak nodded and gestured inside, "Stage entrance is on the far left past the bar." Mystified Warp stepped in. The club was enormous, nearly ten times the floor space of the cafe above. But he could see the party was only just getting started. Dragons dressed in all manner of finery lounged around. They chatted and drank and were very aggressively magenta and mulberry.

Warp wasted little time getting started, the backstage was littered with instruments and sleepy looking musicians. One of them nudged another, "Check it out its triangle guy. You gonna wow us with the geometry man?"
"Yeah yeah, read us some water god gospel and report the weather- Good evening Management." Management, appeared in the strange way that Warp was getting used to.

"Good evening. Warp the stage is yours and my employees are at your disposal. You have fifteen minutes till show time."

Warp's face split with a massive grin, "I'll only need five! Follow my lead fellas and try to keep up. You guys know what shapes are so maybe you can carry a tune too." Under the watchful eye of Management they all nodded, completely agreeable. Warp took the stage, from this vantage point he could see... Very little actually, it would seem this placed preferred its privacy. Only to be lit with lasers and strobes. Warp through back some kind of luminous cocktail and began to play.

Unfortunately for Warp he didn't remember much after that. He thought he saw an Imperial exploded into a hundred Fae, and maybe the slaying of a Shade? It was sent into the VOID with the power of song? His head was still ringing from the beat. His mouth tasted like a dying rainbow. But according to the attendants and his band mates he: "Rocked the house!" and "Played the keytar with the fingers of the Arcanist." also "That was a crime and it was awesome!" but his favorite was, "Management was tapping his foot and smiling." What Warp did remember was that he had a pocket full of gems and a bag full of assorted pastries. On to the next show!

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Warp’s next stop was a mid-sized clan even deeper into the Starwood Strand. There was an odd number of Banes living on the outskirts of the clan but never mind them, Warp had a show to put on. The show was a success and the dragons of this clan were very impressed with his DJ skills.

While in this clan, Warp fell in love with a flamboyant Fae named Abriana. They had one daughter Shamrock who wants to travel the world when she grows up.

But Warp can’t stay in one place for too long, so on to the next stop!

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