Ihaka

*Baby Ihaka lets out an unholy screech that shatters glass and scares all the local fauna within 50 feet away from the lair*
Umbra: Oh he's adorable.
Eclipse: There's two of them now why are there two of them now.

During his early days, Ihaka served as a soldier in the clan's defensive army, dubbed the Golems. However, due to his rambunctious and disruptive behavior, Spartacus kind of lost it and refused to finish the ridgeback's training. Ihaka was personally overjoyed. Though he did enjoy the occasional smackdown and bonding time with his fellow classmates, Ihaka never really was one for actual war, especially when it required him to follow instructions.

Thus, under Eclipse's watchful gaze and Umbra's boisterous songs, Ihaka grew up far away from the rest of the Golems. To Eclipse's disappointment, he ended up taking after his father, which included his obnoxious singing and chaotic attitude. Umbra was very delighted to discover that his own son appreciates his tastes. He finally has a duet partner now! At this rate, they're never going to get any actual scouting done!

Umbra: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT!
Ihaka: I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Umbra/Ihaka: I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU!
Amun: It's 2. In the morning.
Cassander: I will rip their roost apart chunk by chunk.

Currently, Ihaka serves as the clan's cook. I'm honestly disappointed in us that we didn't get one sooner, but I'm also surprised that it ended up being him. He's actually a really good cook. Though he specializes in seafood, he somehow manages to be able to take anything available and throw out a dish exploding with mouth-watering flavor.

But there's a downside of course.

There's always a downside.

While he is extremely proficient in the conjuring of delicacies, he really does not care for presentation at all. I'm serious. Once he's finished with his dish he just plops whatever was in the pan or pot onto the closest available serving device. I asked him about this once. He responded that it ain't gonna be pretty anyway once you start eating it. He then proceeded to hand me a salmon steak with a side of potatoes in a beer mug.

After seeing his abominations, certain clan members refuse to taste his food, simply because they cannot believe how something that looks so bad could possibly be so good. Theta, on the other hand, is having a blast.

Theta: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.