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Joe
(#5970866)
Level 1 Fae
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Energy: 0/50
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Personal Style
Apparel
![Brown Plaid Cabbie](/static/cms/equipment/552.png)
![Silver Glasses](/static/cms/equipment/6270.png)
![Shabby Waistcoat](/static/cms/equipment/477.png)
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
0.74 m
Wingspan
1.65 m
Weight
1.75 kg
Genetics
Forest
Basic
Basic
Royal
Basic
Basic
Silver
Basic
Basic
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Fae
EXP: 0 / 245
![Meditate](/static/cms/battle_items/496.png)
![Contuse](/static/cms/battle_items/689.png)
STR
5
AGI
8
DEF
5
QCK
6
INT
8
VIT
5
MND
8
Lineage
Parents
Offspring
Biography
Joe is actually a spider pretending to be a dragon, but don't f**king tell anyone because he's undercover and this is covert s**t and important, this is serious business. He's from rival internet pixel creatures game Arachnid Swarms Rising, which hasn't entered the popular consciousness yet. He's here to assess the competition and see where the ins might be in the online pixel creature game market.
Actually not really, I just made all that crap up because I couldn't think of anything interesting to say about Joe because he's boring. He's average and unremarkable and he doesn't even know how to tie his own damn shoes. He has to get his seal to do that for him which is pretty f**king difficult because the seal doesn't have hands. Joe and the seal have learned to cope and they function, somehow, but really it's a miracle that either of them hasn't developed any serious psychoses (yet, that we know of).
EDIT: Joe eventually learned how to tie his own shoes by crudely imitating what the seal was doing and then experimenting.
Also, that thing may say the seal is a "Dappled seal" but the correct terminology is actually "Dapper seal" because I mean come on, is that not the dapperest seal you've ever seen in your entire goddamn life? That seal is dapper as f**k.
Actually not really, I just made all that crap up because I couldn't think of anything interesting to say about Joe because he's boring. He's average and unremarkable and he doesn't even know how to tie his own damn shoes. He has to get his seal to do that for him which is pretty f**king difficult because the seal doesn't have hands. Joe and the seal have learned to cope and they function, somehow, but really it's a miracle that either of them hasn't developed any serious psychoses (yet, that we know of).
EDIT: Joe eventually learned how to tie his own shoes by crudely imitating what the seal was doing and then experimenting.
Also, that thing may say the seal is a "Dappled seal" but the correct terminology is actually "Dapper seal" because I mean come on, is that not the dapperest seal you've ever seen in your entire goddamn life? That seal is dapper as f**k.
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This dragon doesn't eat Meat.
This dragon doesn't eat Seafood.
This dragon doesn't eat Plants.
Exalting Joe to the service of the Flamecaller will remove them from your lair forever. They will leave behind a small sum of riches that they have accumulated. This action is irreversible.
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