Ilpalazzo

Ilpalazzo! Lord Ilpalazzo! Your plan for world conquest is so sublime, my poor little brain couldn't digest it completely, and I think some might have spilled out on the floor. But not to worry! As your loyal second or maybe third or fourth in command, I will mop it up thoroughly, and then carry out your plans into the city above! Oh, sweet Lord Ilpalazzo, you know I would do anything for you. If you say kill, I'll kill. If you want me to proclaim the glory of our secret organization into the ears of the ignorant masses through a bullhorn as they sleep cozily in their beds, I'll do it! If you want me to take on a series of dangerous and demeaning part-time jobs to earn petty cash for our survival, I will work until I collapse from lack of calories! Because unflinching loyalty is true love! For ACROSS! For Ilpalazzo!