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HoneyBun

(#55009002)

Level 10 Skydancer

Energy: 48 50

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Measurements

Length

4.57 m

Wingspan

6.17 m

Weight

801.89 kg

Genetics

Antique
Tapir

Pearl
Striation

Radioactive
Opal

Hatchday

Sep 05, 2019
(5 years)

Breed

Adult
Skydancer

Eye Type

Light
Goat

Level 10 Skydancer

EXP: 116 / 27676

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Biography

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HONEY BUN
Chef - Cooking All the Things

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"What's cookin', good lookin'~?
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Main Theme: ~~Cooking By The Book~~ uhhhh PBJ I guess

Likes: Egg, explosions, eggplosions, puppers, cake, mayhem

Dislikes: Do-gooders, commitment, cake (without eggs), wives

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B I O G R A P H Y

______ From the time he was hatched, Honey always knew he was special. Sure, he couldn't fly very well due to a weak wing, and he couldn't see that great either... but his sense of taste, useless as it might seem to other dragons, was utterly unrivalled. Honey would not eat cockroaches like everyone else, unless they were sauteed in butter and garlic, at the very least - and yes, he absolutely could tell if anyone tried to fool him with a raw roach. As he grew older, and his parents ever more sick of their picky eater with such bizarre 'tastes', Honey found himself having to choose: eat raw roach, or fend for himself.

Or, you know, cook.

______ As he had never been taught - it wasn't like Sornieth exactly had any cooking schools to speak of - Honey burned much of his food with raw dragonfire, and soon began to enjoy the unusual taste of charcoal, believing this to be the taste of excellent food. The more you could burn something, the tastier it was, he found. Burned fat was especially good, but burned sticks remained a close second - you could just pull one out of your campfire and have a chew. And so Honey became something of a pyromanic, setting fire to things all over his clan until he was, rather understandably, told to go burn down someone else's place.

Honey travelled as far as he could, which given his less-than-adequate wing, was not particularly far; he sought out ~~new things to set fire to~~ new recipes, and made absolutely zero friends. It was a lonely time, and cemented even further in the young dragon's mind that the only thing to be trusted was his senses... or at least, the one sense he had that worked particularly well. His reputation grew as he travelled, but not for food - Honey increasingly found that dragons attacked him on sight, or only wanted the company of something called a 'pyromaniac', which he certainly was not.

It wasn't his reputation that found him a final clan to stay in, however. The RADIBROACTIVEs only took in dragons dappled with that colour, and as it turned out, Honey's multicoloured opal was classified as 'radioactive' despite its multitude of hues. There he finally settled down as a cook - where he mostly serves up rock cakes, jerky, and other foods scorched and devoid of moisture. He has nothing against the MANGENTA MAN-CLAN (unlike most members of the RADIBROACTIVES), but sees them as free firewood, and will often plead for the raiders to bring back items for him to try and burn into an 'edible condition'. So far, Honey has attempted to eat weights, a chainsaw, two exercise bikes, and a mustache, all without much success, but he swears he will find some way to cook them eventually.

P E R S O N A L I T Y

______ Honey is a loud, extremely flirtatious dragon, who is utterly obsessed with taste; it's not uncommon for him to greet dragons by licking them. Similar to Tundras, he even seems to be able to remember a dragon by their taste, something which most find pretty repulsive. Honey's other senses are relatively dulled; he doesn't have the best eyesight, and he's just about noseblind. His poor hearing offers a very obvious explanation as to why he shouts so much.

Honey is joyous much of the time, or at least very happy with his job and life, but he doesn't seem to have much of a filter - for better or worse, he's brutally honest at all times. This has seen him leave many clans very early - when asked if he was thinking about setting fire to their stuff, he'd always respond with a happy affirmative. Honey doesn't see things in terms of right or wrong - so long as he's following his tastes, he's always going to be in the right. This stubborn attitude has landed him in hot water with countless clan leaders, but the leader of the RADIBROACTIVES seems to tolerate it. After all, a truly honest opinion can be difficult to find when everyone's scared of you.

Like any artistic type, Honey is highly critical of himself. His Gordon Ramsay-style routines in the kitchen, where he will scream and shout abuse at himself, are almost legendary amongst the RADIBROACTIVES - in that they have to be cut short before Honey can set fire to the place. Still, the leader does get a kick out of watching the footage of Honey spinning in circles, screaming at his own tail. To calm him down, Honey has a special service dog, which is only brought out if he's having a fit - the sight of a small fuzzy animal seems to do the job every time.

The only food Honey will cook and not burn is eggs. For some unknown reason, Honey has a taste for eggs that has not been marred by charcoal at any point; he enjoys cooking omelettes at least once a month. What sort of eggs are involved is anyone's guess, but Honey will not say. (Manly McBro reckons it's definitely dragon eggs, and guards his hatchlings closely.)

Honey most certainly does not have a wife to speak of. Whatever would make you think that?

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