Callisto

cal is just plain confusing with his moods, because one second he'll be genuinely helping you, but the next, with no viable tell he'll be lying through his teeth and giving you directions to the nearest tar pit lagoon of no return when you asked for directions to the local lake.

wagyu is like, where cal gets 70% of his chaoticness, rest of it was inborn to create him being a wholly chaotic entity
cal probs wouldve been a demon w no morals if not 4 wagyu tbh
so like... 5% morals
.... better than none tbh

... the boney meat hell spiral i just got was someone keres n wagyu dragged 2 the clan
baby was probs being picked @ by vultures or smth, keres saw n was Angery, killed them n told the noodle 2 take back what was his (eat the birds that had been harming him) n walked off. wagyu approched him n then the noodle wrapped himself around his neck n arm bc he smelled like Meat and uhhhhhhh he was Alone.

i just looked @ his parents n what if call was so Okay w following keres n wagyu back is bc keres reminded him vaguely of his mom??


i mean he's not rlly gonna kno his parents lorewise n the Story is that he was born in nature but the scarred wasteland look so Cool n Interesting n he just, nyoomed over there outta curiosity (#no Ragrets) but like, whoopsie, that was a Mistake n he honestly thought was a gonna Die but then a huge red imperial just?? Appeared, all teeth, growls, blood and rage, but despite himself he felt,,, Safe.


also fun fact call is a demon, but idk if he'll be conscious of the fact as a young weak baby, he definitely knows as an adult which is why he grows up 2 be so Reckless, but yeah.

he tries his best 2 annoy the hella out of keres but jokes on him!! keres will never be annoyed by her baby! her son! wagyu thinks its Funny n laughs along w it, sometimes joining in on the Pranks

jgdsgjsahgkjsdhg and i lOVE that he goes back and just picks up a fucin evil bird and is like "ur my pet now and u have to sit ther and let me rub ur feathers every day and give me money haha" ultimate power move amen

jihydt thats just cal summed up,,, his entire existence is one big power move and a huge eff u 2 the universe tbh

also pls appreciate and a tiny, baby spiral looked into the angery maw of a growling, full-grown imp and went 'yeah thats a Home'
i feel like as a kid, he'd try to weave himself in n out of her teeth so keres just got used 2 leaving her mouth open at times
when he first met she probably had Murder in her eyes and cal just went 'can i rest on ur head? kthxbai'

ye wagyu was there but he didnt notice! he was being a meaty bassard w keres collecting those good Smelly Stuff but keres is like 'whys birds swoop that must b a good Meaty Kill' but then Saw and was like 'oh hell no not on MY watch' n rushed off b4 wagyu fully noticed
(tbh wagyu was mostly like 'yeah thats my wife rushing over 2 kill smth' and didnt know there was a htachling until he realised that keres was fighting more carefully--fighting 2 protect smth--that he hurried over but like by then keres had already been a whole badsas but was Struggling 2 Comfort the Smol