Ulfar

Lore Summary:

-*Some crazy necromancer witch* Wehehehe I'm gonna make an emperor
-Ulfar pops up and is literally just three imperials as one imperial
-Witch:
-Ulfar has CONFLICTED feelings about LIFE
-Sad depressed ace boy wanders the world being a grizzled old man, a sad teenager, and a crazy fortune-telling mom of THE necromancer as one person.


so essentially the body they share is the Teenage boys so he still goes to school and this weird girl is like "this kid is an emo bad boy and he's nuts and im INTO thatMMMMMMMM"
so they start hanging out and eventually she's like "i'm in love with you let's make out"
and the Army guy who is like 40 is like "yeah let's DO it" and the teenage boy is like "mmm no stop you're being gross about it"

and he pulls back from the girl and has like a mental fight over his body because he actually likes the girl and doesn't want this creepy guy using his body to be sick and weird.

So the witch mom is like "i figured out how to split us apart again" and some crazy magic stuff happens and they split apart and the boy immediately starts fighting with the Army guy and the army guy STABS him and wins and he's like walking towards the girl like "darling you didn't fall in love with him you fell in love with ME"

and she's horrified and ends up punching the army guy and running with the teenage boy and the witch ends up putting herself in with the army guy again to restrain him and ties themselves up and is sitting there like "that boy is amazing and he deserves a good life, you are sick and i will force you to stay here and die."

ohh SO GOOD GRRR