MYSTICTANG

MYSTICTANG - THE VERY SANDS OF TIME PART BEFORE HER VISIONARY MIGHT!!

It is the INTENSE DESIRE of all members of the TANGFEARSOME clan to spread the influence of TANG far and wide. Therefore, it just makes sense to have lots of DOUBLE TANG BABIES, especially if something (*cough*clanleader'stertiary*cough*) is preventing you from having lots of TRIPLE TANG BABIES. MYSTICTANG was the first of these - a lonely little egg all in a nest by herself.

Although TANG is THE AWESOMEST THING EVER and doesn't need anything extra to be PERFECTLY AMAZING, it's kind of true that, well...all DOUBLE TANG babies sort of look alike. Especially when they're tiny and they're all just LITTLE BALLS OF TANG AND ENERGY zooming around the nesting ground. How would each CHILD OF TANG INCARNATE differentiate themselves from all the others?

The tertiary color is key, it turns out. MYSTICTANG, who is secretly SANDY DEEP INSIDE, had an immediate interest in watching the random swirls of dust and sand and shed scales and food wrappers and other crap that blows around at ground level near the TANGFEARSOME lair. (Don't judge. We're too busy being AWESOME to clean.) She watched until PATTERNS APPEARED BEFORE HER WHERE NO PATTERN COULD POSSIBLY EXIST. Her little eyes STABBED RIGHT THROUGH ENTROPY (fueled by TANGFEARSOMENESS!!) until she could see the TRUTH BEHIND REALITY, backwards and forwards in time, DESTROYING ALL ILLUSIONS. Hers was a way of silence and careful watching, until finally she became a DIVINER PAR EXCELLENCE.

She headed out to the auction house after perfecting her craft, saying that she knew already where she was going. The clan knows that she is MIGHTY and that her INNER SAND has done much to augment her OUTWARD TANGINESS.

MYSTICTANG - A MAJESTIC FORTUNETELLING BEHEMOTH WHO SEES WITH THE THIRD EYE OF TANG!!