Forest

Forest is unhappy about his name. "Just because a dragon is green doesn't mean he has to be called something green, you know?" he complains incessantly to the lair-keeper. "This is racist! RACIST! I should not be named based on the color of my scales! How would you feel if I call you banana because you are yellow?"
"Bananas are white on the inside."
"Pineapple then, you idiot."
The lair-keeper considers the prospect of being called Pineapple, and decides to put off buying that Scroll of Name Change.
Might be different if he insists on Banana though.

Forest不喜欢自己的名字。“一只绿龙就一定要起绿色的名字吗？”他无休无止地对巢主抱怨。“这是种族歧视！种族歧视！我不应该因为我鳞片的颜色而受到评判！如果我仅仅因为你是黄的而叫你香蕉，你会怎么想？”
“——其实香蕉里面是白的。”
“那就菠萝，你这蠢货。”
巢主考虑了一下自己被称作菠萝的未来，决定那张改名卷轴可以晚点再买。
如果他坚持叫香蕉，那说不定就不一样了。