Moonlight

Oh, the Beaus. We cannot forget about them, although thee provide no use in the classroom. They simply have old man's wrinkles and wear towels for shoes, therefore highly pathetic. They step on grapes, eating absolutely disgusting food from the ground. Who wears the same shoes as the Lords? Disrespectful. Unsanitary, thee say. The lowest of the low, the poorest of the poor. They spend time rambling about cats and dogs on windows, and stealing others' property. It is the most aggravating moment to have your belongings stolen.
The Beaus, whom don't have a use in the social triangle, but nevertheless, they are there anyway. For what? We do not know. The Head Mistress has spoken a word, but cannot stop the stupidity. It is a extravagant surprise to know that the Beaus have straight A's, or so they say. Beaus are usually in love with Emma Watson, whom bleaches their upper lip. Surprising? Thee think not. They provide life to the whiteboard, who provides better use than them.