Progstep

Need some tables smashed? Need someone to embarrass themselves more than you at a party? Need someone to turn the bass up far too loud? Progstep's got it covered. With a license to party hard, and a propensity to crashing even harder, he'll definitely fill that lazy yet somehow obnoxious friend-sized hole in your life (ya know, like they do in one of those terribly made dating sims).

Please, just call him "Pro." ... Please. He'd really appreciate it.

Progstep really wishes his brothers Desmond and Damien would stop being such loners and go out to have some fun... But he also understands his definition of fun is just a little bit different from their's... Just a little.

Quotes from last night:
"I'm gonna skateboard down the stairs." "Are you drunk?" "Nope, just equal parts fun and stupid enough to do something like this."

"Chill out man, I am a professional partier. I know what I am doing." *trips up the stairs*

"I don't like drinking. I'm going to do something weird either way, so might as well be able to remember it."

"Call me Pro." "Okay sure, so anyway, Pro, wha-" "Oh my gosh, you actually did it. I'm gonna need you to date me now."

(Sparkling Goblin)

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