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Elzeborah

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Level 1 Ridgeback
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This dragon’s natural inborn element is Wind.
Male Ridgeback
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Biography

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Steve Groupie

Yeah, whatever NewGuy. All of you think you are hot stuff from the moment the cannons spit you out up here. But I've been here since the beginning, or maybe even before that. So I know a thing or two about what's cool. STEVE, that's what's cool, Steve.

You were thinking of joining the Cult of Steve? Those idiots? Please, those fools just blindly repeat past misdeeds without really getting the beauty of it all. I mean, so what if they unplug every coffee pot in the Spire at 8 am on the third Monday of every month. It's gotten so everyone knows to expect it, so it's not a prank anymore and doesn't serve the true purpose that STEVE intended.

Steve is a valuable member of Stormcatcher's work force. No, I truly believe that this is the case. Just listen to me and I will convince you. By dispensing humor and mild anarchy among co-workers and managers alike, Steve lightens the long work days with playful antics (or irritating shenanigans depending upon your point of view) and is a major component in the reduction of workplace stress.

Still don't believe me. Ok, let me tell you how MY first encounter with Steve went. So I had my report ready to submit to my supervisor, I just needed to staple it. But the stapler was empty and not a single staple could be found? Steve.
So I decide to use a paperclip instead but every last malformed piece of curved metal wire had disappeared as well? Steve.
Well what do you know, thanks to the shenanigans of Steve, I discovered that my supervisor really does prefer reports that are presented in a professional clear plastic binder. Thanks Steve!

YES! Of course that really happened! You've heard that story before? Sure, because it happened to me and I've told a lot of people. What do you mean you don't believe me? I'm telling you man, I was here at the beginning. I am the first person that Steve ever pranked. I am part of history man.

Whatever, NewGuy. You'll never be as cool as Steve and I are.
I gotta go get some coffee.
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