hi.

you're on a rock floating in space.

pretty cool, huh?

some of it's water.

screw it, actually most of it's water.

i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.

it's sad.

i'm sad.

i miss you.

how did this happen?

a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.

when?

never.

makes sense, right?

like i said, it didn't happen.

nothing was never anywhere.

that's why it's been everywhere.

it's been so everywhere you don't need a where.

you don't even need a when.

that's how every it gets.

forget this.

i wanna be something.

go somewhere.

do something.

i want things to change.

i want to create Sornieth.

and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.

i just don't know when to start.

and that's exactly where it started.

...

what's it made of?

quarks & stuff

ah, that's a thing.

in a place.

don't like it?

try a new place.

at a different time™.

try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger.

and emptier.

but it's not empty yet.

it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.

great news!

the quarks are now happily married, in groups of three called a proton or a neutron

and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't cause it's still too



who is she?

great news!

the magical particles are now happily married to each other.

and some of them even doubled up.

great news, the elements have now joined in

congratulations, Sornieth is now a bunch of gas in space.

but it's getting closer together.

and it's getting closer together.

and it's getting closer toge-

it's a star

new stuff just got made!



some stars burn out and die.

bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make some brand new, way crazier stuff.

~space dust~

which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into

~even crazier space dust~

so now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things.

like this ball of flaming rocks for example.

holy crap, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.

and it kind of made a mess.

which is

now one to two moons

weather update:

it's raining rocks from outer space.

weather update:

those rocks might have had water inside them, and now there's hot steam in the sky.

weather update:

cooler temperatures today, and the floor is no longer lava.

weather update:

it's raining.

severe flooding alert:

the entire planet is now an ocean.

volcano alert:

that's land

weather update:

now most of it's gone again

because the planet's being screwed up by

magic

there's life coming from the magical particles

what?

there's something alive on Sornieth

they're four angry lizard things

yikes

and it looks like they're fighting

yikes

hey! that one just invented rocks!

hey! that one just claimed the water!

hey! that one just claimed the sky!

hey! that one just blasted through the planet's crust and caught everything on fire!

great.



wait.

'how are we going to make the planet' said the earth dude, having a clear idea of what he wanted and just saying this to be a good leader

'catch it on fire' said the fiery lady, not realizing that the water guy was standing next to her

'make it all water' said the wet dude, not realizing that the fiery lady was standing right next to him

'tornadoes' said the windy dude, not realizing how dangerous that would be

they couldn't agree

so, logically, they settled this like adults

x4 fight to the death

wait no

guys

stop

you're tearing this family apart

wait, actually

nice job, rock dude

he's called the Earthshaker

nice job, Earthshaker

you are the father

of who, you ask?



we'll come back to you in a while. please remain cold.

wow, guys. nice job.

there's what... 8 of you now?

okay, good. how are the original four doing?





seeing that they caused it all

that wasn't the intended result

...

everything's ridiculous because the original four had kids

that's wonderful

what's that thing?

in the distance?

that's the shade

the what?



that doesn't sound good



oh ok thanks for the clarification

so

like

are you here to kill us or something



that's nice

thanks ag-

but that's not good

you're right

so the new bright lady

Lightweaver

the new Lightweaver

she's the only one

the Lightweaver

came down to the planet, and her parents/siblings/unearthly kin were hiding

what

in a hole

oh

~maybe she could help us because she's super bright~

~~~~~and that's not~~~~~

meanwhile, the shadowbinder was getting angry because the shade was getting edgier than her

how rude

the flamecaller thought so, too, and torched the shade, pretending like she was a flamethrower or something

it was very strong. they had to settle this like adults.

so we know what this calls for

8v1 shademurder combo

well that's done with.

just in case

let's like

make a pole

on this guy's back

sounds cool

---

what are those

what are thoooose

those are people

gross

wait no that's life

that's life

we should probably worship this pole

it's... a good pole right

yeah

we should make a religion out of this

pillar worshipping

wait, what are you doing

stop

oops it broke

now there are these things called kingdoms

that's cool

but they're fighting

that's not cool

and thus started the firebeather uprising

now everything's on fire

ouch, better fix that.

whoops, everyone died instead

okay, not everyone

but that's still bad.

so this dude thought 'but that's still bad'

and told everyone to put gas in the engine of fate to make time go fast

okay, not exactly but that doesn't matter yet

he fixes everything

wow, things are going good.

wait. what's that

that's the reactor

why's it there

to make things more magical

oh sweet

so civilization had a party for a while

and then everything got pretty



it's crazy right

oh wow now there's another dude

he's called the Arcanist

nice job getting the name right for once

he procrastinated waking up for a few days

as per uge

but then he got curious

and decided to explore things

we'll get back to you later when you least expect it. please remain magical

meanwhile, the trees were getting strong and so was disease

and they became sentient

those are the equilibria sisters

what

Plaguebringer and Gladekeeper

they fought a lot

but the space guy was searching

and found a heap of metal from which you could observe space

the Observatory

but he really needed to see that beacon of light.

so he flew towards it.

and found this big pole

and sat on it

hopefully



oh crap

well

the Gladekeeper and the Plaguebringer stop fighting to say 'that's strange'

that's strange

and they realize that some bad stuff's going down

so they stop fighting just long enough to fix it.

what was that light

the Shade just shattered the pillar

well, now everyone's out

most awkward family reunion of all time

amirite

they all bickered and then the Stormcatcher realized how tragic this all was.

"Tragic, but expected."

and they all went to their respective pieces of land, and thus dragonkind was made!

How?

Well...

Link to the original video, which is an act of beauty.