Revengeance

Nobody knows what is wrong with this kid. We found him lost and confused in a dangerous patch of land during a foraging mission. Brought him home, asked where he came from.

He answered some gibberish. We tried to take him back out, to see if he could remember the way, but he's got a terrible sense of direction, no wonder he'd gotten lost in the first place.

I guess he lives here now.

Never stopped spouting his gibberish, too. We found out he keeps an hoard of scrolls full of picture adventures and gadgets inspired from said adventures. Knows them all by memory. Drew a good part of them himself.

Probably believes to live in one.

Certainly acts like it.

Doesn't seem interested in reality at all. VERY interest in converting you to his own.

Has no friends but talks with his friends a lot.

When not annoying is frankly sad to watch.

I know I shouldn't spoil him but sinking treasure for his gadgets seems to be the only thing I can do for him sometimes.

Yes, honey, you can have a katana; it's plastic but like that's gonna stop you. Yes, the Spirit of the Kamaitachi has befriended you because you are the Chosen Warrior of the Dark Blade. It's not a plushie or anything.

His real name is Ethan, by the way.