Sterling

Edgy kitten-faced weeb girl :0
She likes to say she's really quiet and shy in person, but in reality she has an unbearably high-pitched and obnoxiously loud voice and talks about nothing but Hetalia and One Piece. One time she tried to be a wicked cool edgelord like Celtic by watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and that's when she came to the epiphany that anime is fricking trash and rethought all of her life choices. At this point she turned her easily-obsessed thirteen-year-old little mind to the likes of My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco, and now runs a cringey [whatever the dragon equivalent of tumblr is] blog where she posts concert gifs and pictures of trash bags, along with reblogs of apparently significant social justice rants which she can't actually decide whether or not she agrees with them, because the SJW who wrote them uses big fancy words that her simple preteen mind deciphers as "oh hey wow that person must be smarter than me and thus know more about the inner workings of societal misogyny, whatever that means".
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She speaks in gross tumblr memes that died and rotted away on 4chan a year ago.