Alabaster
(#22046339)
Level 1 Spiral
Familiar
Zeeba
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Energy: 0/50
This dragon’s natural inborn element is Fire.
Male Spiral
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
3.11 m
Wingspan
2.51 m
Weight
62.55 kg
Genetics
Ice
Speckle
Speckle
Ice
Freckle
Freckle
Midnight
Underbelly
Underbelly
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Spiral
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
5
AGI
9
DEF
5
QCK
8
INT
6
VIT
6
MND
6
Biography
Bibbly bwomp bwap buckaroo
Kidz Bop Alabaster can play the kazoo
Alabaster is literally the only unironically radical dragon in the world. Like take me, and then make me not annoying, a man, and also a dragon, and then you have Alabaster. He probably is old enough to vote for dragon Bernie Sanders, and if he isn't, he'll just be one out of the two dragons in Dragon America to commit voter fraud. He calls everything he loves his waifu and if given the chance he would impregnate every single one of those waifus. He maintains a cactus garden in front of the lair which makes it significantly more difficult for other dragons to get in and out of it, and being a fire hazard is always a fun activity. He also is a passionate and renowned collector of eyelashes, which I can admire.
Catchphrase:
"No, Teapotsenmen! This is my potato! No, Captain Crunch! No! Homer, I had the dream again. There were TWO gravy boats this time! Maybe you should go back to sleep, Marge. Ned Flanders has me cleaning out the dark room tomorrow, Marge. Mother, what are you doing here? It's two AM in the morning! Marge, why didn't you invite me to Christmas dinner? That was nine months ago, and we thought you were dead! Well, I, I'm here now... Where did you get that wine? It's a long story, mother. A long story. Me and Maggie were walking back from the Kwikie Mart with our daily shopperings. We were walking back through the most dangerous part of town, when we were attacked by Eskimos. I was shot eight times, while they drove off. While I was laying there, dying, I saw a vision, a great light. And then, I saw him. Mister Hitler, what are you doing here? I have spent a lot of time here, Little Marge. I have had twenty years to work on my paintings. Well, it's good to see you're having a nice time. The wolves are here to protect you now. It's okay, Little Marge! You couldn't have done anything to stop the wolves. Come here, Little Marge! Give Mister Hitler a big hug! Rub goose fat all over my wolf body, Little Marge! Eat the meat off my face!"
Kidz Bop Alabaster can play the kazoo
Alabaster is literally the only unironically radical dragon in the world. Like take me, and then make me not annoying, a man, and also a dragon, and then you have Alabaster. He probably is old enough to vote for dragon Bernie Sanders, and if he isn't, he'll just be one out of the two dragons in Dragon America to commit voter fraud. He calls everything he loves his waifu and if given the chance he would impregnate every single one of those waifus. He maintains a cactus garden in front of the lair which makes it significantly more difficult for other dragons to get in and out of it, and being a fire hazard is always a fun activity. He also is a passionate and renowned collector of eyelashes, which I can admire.
Catchphrase:
"No, Teapotsenmen! This is my potato! No, Captain Crunch! No! Homer, I had the dream again. There were TWO gravy boats this time! Maybe you should go back to sleep, Marge. Ned Flanders has me cleaning out the dark room tomorrow, Marge. Mother, what are you doing here? It's two AM in the morning! Marge, why didn't you invite me to Christmas dinner? That was nine months ago, and we thought you were dead! Well, I, I'm here now... Where did you get that wine? It's a long story, mother. A long story. Me and Maggie were walking back from the Kwikie Mart with our daily shopperings. We were walking back through the most dangerous part of town, when we were attacked by Eskimos. I was shot eight times, while they drove off. While I was laying there, dying, I saw a vision, a great light. And then, I saw him. Mister Hitler, what are you doing here? I have spent a lot of time here, Little Marge. I have had twenty years to work on my paintings. Well, it's good to see you're having a nice time. The wolves are here to protect you now. It's okay, Little Marge! You couldn't have done anything to stop the wolves. Come here, Little Marge! Give Mister Hitler a big hug! Rub goose fat all over my wolf body, Little Marge! Eat the meat off my face!"
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