Salt

Member 1 of the devious duo, "Salt and Vinegar." These two brothers are notorious for harsh verbal assaults, an endless bank of sarcastic comments, and an almost supernatural ability to find SOMETHING to complain about. If you ever see these two coming, be ready for enough whining and harsh comments to make your ears bleed. They are most potent when together as they play off each other, but each has their strong suit when it comes to being annoying and judgmental jerks.

Salt is the better whiner and complainer of the two. Give him any material and he can nitpick it to death. No matter what the subject matter is, he WILL find something wrong and he WILL decide that this minor detail is the absolute END OF THE WORLD PROBLEM. He will then proceed to either complain like he normally does, cry like a hatchling about how much it upsets him, or delve into a length rant about how horrible this issue is and how it needs to change (but he's not going to do anything about it, that's for sure.) Despite the fact he appears to have an abundance of misplaced emotions, he can be rather callous and cold when it comes to displaying any other feelings towards others.
Whatever you do, do not share your opinions with him and DO NOT show him anything you've ever cared about because he WILL DESTROY IT.