Vinegar

Member 2 of the devious duo, "Salt and Vinegar." These two brothers are notorious for harsh verbal assaults, an endless bank of sarcastic comments, and an almost supernatural ability to find SOMETHING to complain about. If you ever see these two coming, be ready for enough whining and harsh comments to make your ears bleed. They are most potent when together as they play off each other, but each has their strong suit when it comes to being annoying and judgmental jerks.

Vinegar is the one who is most likely to dole out harsh comments and sarcastic responses. He has an unprecedented dislike for EVERYTHING. Anything you show him he will find a reason to hate it. His ability to nitpick is as good as his brother's, but instead of whining, ranting, crying and complaining about it he prefers to attack the problem directly. And "attacking it directly" means launching a verbal assault to rival the First Four's battle over Sornieth. His piercing critiques and scathing criticisms are only further made worse by his sarcasm. He is so often sarcastic no one can really tell when he's joking and when he'e being serious. It's best just to stay as far away from him as possible.
Most say it's because hi's still in his "2edgy4me" phase.