Bones

copy+pasted from that /dating a dragon/ thing on tumblr bc I'm lazy as ****



PROS

+ Bones is a medicinal herbalist, so if you’re sick, you’re in good luck cause he probably has a billion awful tasting pastes and crushed remedies to make you feel better

+ constantly swarmed by fairies due to a certain herb he has to carry on him for his own health - it attracts them like flies. He detests them, but they’re neat and like to play harmless pranks on him. It’s interesting to watch, and even more fun to partake in

+ Has a wicked cool hat that he somehow manages to pull countless herbs out of, magic prolly. He might pull you out a pretty flower (or accidentally a janus trap oops)

CONS

+ Okay his medicines have a lot of spiders, like juices and special silks and even just sometimes entire crushed spiders okay I mean a lot he won’t tell you either that you’re eating spiders bc he KNOWS you wont take your medicine if you know and just SP IDERS

+ Very serious and distant, sometimes it seems like his work is his only important thing. It’s not true, but it’s easy for it to come off as such

+ He’s a big grump and hardly ever laughs (though when you can get him to it’s really rewarding? so kind of a con, kind of a pro)