Tundrafrost

Charge: "Maintaining" the clan

BIG OL' TUNDRAFROST ALL SHALL TREMBLE IN HIS PRESENCE BLAH BLAH BLAH UGH UGH UGH TUNDRAFROST 'O' HEAR HIS NAME AND TREMBLE UGH UGH UGH
APPARENTLY RULES THIS CLAN??? Maybe because he was here first. Like a Youtube comments section. Actually, that's kind of how the clan works. Being first wins you merit points and to get your opinion across to Tundrafrost all you have to do is swear excessively and intimidate the other clan members while crunching cheetos.

Tundrafrost is a big, tough, scary looking but terrible clan leader, and dedicates his time to petty issues like Peridot's swear words and "Worst Member of the Clan" contests. Meanwhile, there is a deranged idiot and a literal sword wandering around, which he apparently has no time for.


SUN: [Makes the slightest show of light around the horizon]


TUNDRAFROST AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CLAN: THE GLOWING HATE ORB HAS SHOWN ITS FACE; IT IS TIME TO SCREAM

TUNDRAFROST'S COMPILED AND UPDATED "DEATH MONOPOLY RULES"

• EVERY ACTION IS NARRATED OUT LOUD BY THE REFEREE AS IF IT WAS A SPORTS GAME
  
  
• TRASH TALKING IS ENCOURAGED
  
  
• PLAYERS ARE ALLOWED TO THROW THEIR GAME PIECE AT ANY OTHER PLAYER'S HEAD AT ANY GIVEN TIME, BUT THEY SACRIFICE THAT PIECE
  
  
• YOUR GAME PIECES MUST BE GIVEN NAMES
  
  
• THE REFEREE IS ALLOWED TO BUY ANY GIVEN PART OF THE CITY AT ANY GIVEN TIME FOR FREE
  
  
• CHECKERS PIECES ARE OCCASIONALLY PLACED SOMEWHERE ON THE BOARD SO YOU'RE PLAYING TWO GAMES AT ONCE
  
  
• TO DECIDE THE REFEREE, EVERYBODY WHO WANTS THE POSITION NEEDS TO ENGAGE EACHOTHER IN A 30 MINUTE LONG WRESTLING MATCH AND THE WINNER IS THE REFEREE
  
  
• TO BUY A CERTAIN PLACE BACK FROM THE REFEREE YOU HAVE TO SUCCESSFULLY PUNCH THEM IN THE STOMACH THREE TIMES, GOOD LUCK
  
  
• IF THE GAME LASTS PAST 4:00AM I RELEASE A BUNCH OF WILD HOARFROST MAULERS ONTO THE PLAYING FIELD AND IT'S EVERYONE'S JOB (EVEN THE DRAGONS IN THE RIVER OR THE SNAKE PIT) TO FIGHT THEM OFF

NOTE TO SELF: TUESDAYS ARE TERRIFYING TUESDAY, WHERE THE WHOLE CLAN GATHERS AROUND IN A DARK CAVE UNDER THE GROUND, ILLUMINATED BY ONLY ONE CANDLE, AND TELLS CREEPY STORIES