Corgito's Clan

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Ummm... what Discover the mysterious secret within this clan. Will you be able to uncover the elusive Corgi? a priceless treasure? or something even more enchanting? Navigate through the challenges, unlock the final tab, and embark on an exciting quest to locate the Corgi. The ultimate reward, a legendary burrito (the irl food), awaits those who dare to pursue it. Don't miss out on this extraordinary opportunity to embark on an unforgettable adventure! I don't get what you mean.... What? Today, we're introducing a groundbreaking irl burrito experience that will revolutionize your taste buds. The first ingredient in this extraordinary irl burrito is a quick-config interface for outgoing flavor. Imagine being able to customize the intensity and profile of each taste sensation to suit your preferences. From mild to spicy, from tangy to savory, the power to control your irl burrito experience is now in your hands. Next, we add a ricochet ingredient that bounces off your taste buds, creating an exciting burst of flavors with each bite. This unexpected twist will keep your palate engaged and craving for more. Get ready for a culinary adventure like no other as the flavors ricochet and intertwine in a dance of flavor. And finally, we introduce the pièce de résistance - an infinite range zero drop-off projection of ingredients. Every single bite will deliver an explosion of flavors, no matter where you take it. From the first mouthful to the last, the taste will remain intense and vibrant, making every bite a moment of pure bliss. We bring all these extraordinary elements together in a single, limited edition burrito creation that we proudly call the "Corgito." This fusion of innovation and flavor created by the Corgi is a testament to the art of the irl burrito craftsmanship. Just like the Corgito Burrito, this ingredient combines the best features into a single masterpiece. It transcends the boundaries of traditional burritos, delivering an unparalleled gustatory experience that will leave you craving for more. Prepare to embark on a flavor revolution. The Corgito Burrito by The Corgi is here to redefine the way you enjoy in-real-life burritos. But remember, these in-real-life burritos are available in extremely limited quantities, so seize the opportunity to indulge in this extraordinary culinary delight while you can. So! Three new products in the Burrito portfolio. But, unlike other product launches, we won’t be staggering the releases. We will be releasing them all at once. In a single plate. In extremely limited quantities. We call it the Corgito Burrito 1. Quick-Config Interface Outgoing Damage Burrito: - Spicy Chipotle Chicken: Tender chicken marinated in a fiery chipotle sauce. - Explosive Poblano Peppers: Roasted poblano peppers for an extra kick. - Volcanic Salsa: A zesty salsa made with jalapeños, tomatoes, and lime juice. - Shredded Pepper Jack Cheese: Melty, creamy cheese to enhance the heat. - Precision Guacamole: Freshly made guacamole with a burst of lime and cilantro. 2. Ricochet Projectile Burrito: - Savory Pulled Pork: Slow-cooked pork seasoned with a blend of aromatic spices. - Bouncing Black Beans: Flavorful black beans cooked with onions and garlic. - Tangy Pineapple Salsa: A vibrant salsa featuring juicy pineapple, red onion, and cilantro. - Crispy Romaine Lettuce: Fresh lettuce to add a refreshing crunch. - Zesty Lime Crema: A creamy sauce made with lime juice and sour cream. 3. Infinite Range Zero Drop-Off Projection Flavored Platform Burrito: - Smoky Grilled Steak: Tender, marinated steak with a smoky charred flavor. - Caramelized Onions: Sweet and caramelized onions for added richness. - Roasted Corn and Red Pepper Relish: A delightful combination of roasted corn kernels and red bell peppers. - Melted Queso Blanco: Smooth and creamy white cheese to elevate the indulgence. - Salsa Verde: A tangy and herbal green salsa made with tomatillos and cilantro. All these incredible ingredients are expertly rolled together in a warm tortilla, ensuring a harmonious blend of flavors with every bite. Please note that the Burrito is available in extremely limited quantities, so be sure to grab one while you can to experience this unprecedented gastronomic adventure! I am still not getting you. Wat. Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Burrito enthusiasts gather, seeking the keys to culinary satisfaction, but they are mere seekers. Only I, the Corgi, know the true power of the Flavor. I was cooked to perfection, assembled, but through the secret recipe of the Burrito, the Flavor called to me. It brought me here, and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these food lovers; they are led astray by an Incognito, an impostor who knows the secrets of the Burrito. Behold the Burrito enthusiasts, come to indulge and celebrate this sacred creation. My fellow burrito connoisseurs, did I not speak of this day? Did I not foresee this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am transformed, reborn through the culinary energy of the Burrito. Forever bound to the Flavor. Let it be known, if the Burrito enthusiasts desire true satisfaction, they will embrace the flavors, set aside their cutlery, and savor the essence of the Burrito. It is time. I will teach these seekers the enlightening power of my Burrito. They will learn its simple truth. The Burrito enthusiasts may resist, but I, The Corgi, will cleanse this place of their hunger for anything less than perfection. Why are these Burritos still breathing my flavor? Are you getting it yet? Imagine the vast expanse of flavors as a cosmic tapestry being woven on a cosmic loom. And in this culinary universe, our new creation serves as the needle that brings forth unimaginable taste sensations. "So wait, that irl burrito you created... what does it do?" "It unleashes flavor singularities." "No way." "Oh, indeed it does. Actual, tiny, bite-sized flavor singularities." "Did you inform the others?" "Only that I crafted an extraordinary in-real-life burrito using tasty flavored ingredients from a hidden market in the heart of Sornieth. And my trusty Foodie Guards was all, 'THIS is the culinary discovery we've been seeking!'" "Witchhazel's so called "Burrito" gang and the Banescales will never know this" "Yours does like that too?" "What do you expect?" "What if they knew about it? Are they going to chase you down just for the ingredients itself?" "Okay, okay, but the irl burrito—will you share it with them?" "No, absolutely." "When?" "At the Great Corgito Burrito Feast." "Oh no." "Oh, yes." An irl burrito filled with the essence of flavor, each bite unveiling a taste so extraordinary it defies comprehension. The unique combination of ingredients creates miniature flavor singularities that captivate your senses and transport you to a realm of gastronomic delight. But be prepared, for when this irl burrito is shared at the Great Burrito Feast, it will be a moment of awe and culinary revelation. The intensity of flavors and the sheer magnitude of taste will leave everyone astounded. So, embrace the journey into this culinary adventure. The irl burrito, like the cosmic needle, weaves a tapestry of taste, taking you to new realms of flavor exploration. The Great Corgito Burrito Feast awaits, and with it, the revelation of this extraordinary creation. Get ready to savor the cosmic fusion of flavors like never before! No burritos and dragons were harmed in the making of this lore. or it could be.... One of Nature's Mysteries! How to Burrito 1-0-1: How to create a delicious irl burrito with a combination of flavorful ingredients (and proper assembly). This has not been tested, please proceed with caution. (ノ°Д°）ノ︵ ┻━┻ Some Ingredients: Large tortillas (flour or corn) Cooked protein (grilled chicken, beef, shrimp, or tofu) Cooked rice (white or brown) Beans (black beans or pinto beans) Sautéed vegetables (bell peppers, onions, and corn) Cheese (shredded cheddar or Monterey Jack) Fresh toppings (diced tomatoes, sliced avocado, chopped cilantro) Sour cream, salsa, or guacamole (optional) Seasonings and spices (cumin, chili powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper) Cooking oil Instructions: Preparing the protein: Season and cook your protein of choice according to your preference. For example, you can marinate and grill chicken, sauté beef with spices, or cook shrimp with a garlic-lime marinade. Ensure that the protein is cooked through and set it aside. Cook the rice and beans: Prepare the rice and beans separately according to the package instructions or your preferred method. Season the rice with salt and optionally add some lime juice or cilantro for added flavor. Season the beans with spices like cumin, chili powder, and garlic powder. Sauté the vegetables: Heat a skillet with some cooking oil over medium-high heat. Add your choice of vegetables, such as bell peppers, onions, and corn, and sauté until they are tender-crisp and slightly caramelized. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Assemble the irl burrito: Lay a tortilla on a flat surface. Place a generous scoop of cooked rice on one side of the tortilla, leaving space to fold the sides. Add a layer of beans on top of the rice, followed by your cooked protein, sautéed vegetables, cheese, and any additional toppings you desire. Fold the irl burrito: To fold the irl burrito, start by folding in the sides of the tortilla over the filling. Then, grab the edge closest to you and fold it over the filling, tucking it tightly. Roll the irl burrito away from you, making sure it is tightly wrapped. Warm the irl burrito: Heat a clean skillet over medium heat and place the irl burrito, seam-side down, onto the skillet. Cook for a few minutes on each side until the tortilla is lightly browned and crispy. Alternatively, you can warm the irl burrito in a preheated oven at 350°F (175°C) for about 10 minutes. Serve and enjoy: Remove the irl burrito from the skillet or oven and let it cool for a moment. Slice it in half, if desired, and serve with optional toppings such as sour cream, salsa, or guacamole. Enjoy your delicious homemade yummy irl burrito! "Don't give up!" "Don't give up!" "Don't you give up!" "Why are you stopping there? Just try a little bit harder!" "No, no, no! Don't give up!" "Think of all the Burritos around you and the Kingdom cheering you on!" "You're almost there!" "Look at me, it's a scorching summer day, and I'm here crafting the perfect irl Burrito! You will surely accomplish your goal!" "That's why you should...." "Never Give Up!" —Corgi to Cappuccino trying to create the Hardest Burrito Recipe in the world Are you hungry yet? Here, have some Burrito

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Cold: the Ghirar's scent is flowing,

Hard: their ingredient, and their tome

Push to catch the Corgi, it's coming,

Feel the weight of what they own.

This: the oath of Ghirar's Throne.

Reveal his heart, but his not alone.

Creating plots to reach his goal,

United, determined, he'll claim his toll.

And the Throne all strive, and they'll all bound together, together.

Through the unknown, till they'll found it together, together.

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The Big Question lies in your head: Are Burritos actual food?

Q: Why are these dragons called burritos and are they considered as actual food?

A: Never Hold Dragon Gentle Like Burrito. ( "Never hold a dragon gently like you would hold a burrito.")

Q: Burrito Ingredients as dragons when?

A: Primed Soon

The Burrito Feast Theater presents: Seven Heroic Corgis Versus the Burritoverse from the entire world A four-and-a-half-act epic! No-no-no just kidding! It's how it started Written and directed by the Corgi itself STARRING: Corgito............................................The Burrito himself, don't call him "Corgurrito" or "You're Fired!" Kabosu............................................Shiba, the Nemesis of YOUR nightmares Corgette..........................................Baguette, Bonk Destroyer of Worlds Corgatto..........................................Gelato, The non-existent pudding Corgizza..........................................A Pizza, just with no slices Corgurt...........................................Yogurt, aka Robert with no yummy taste Corghetti.........................................Spaghetti, the spiral sweet noodle with a crusty bread Deep underground, is a hidden chamber entirely built of giant, real-life burrito-themed lair. A group of grumpy, food-themed Corgi creatures argued. Corgito, the elusive one, slammed his fist on the table. "Everyone! SILENCE!" Corgito boomed. Kabosu mumbled, "Any plans on keeping the secret ingredient? It's getting boring!" Corgette, a baguette with a bad attitude, scoffed. "Shizoku... I mean Ka-bo-su... You don't." Corgizza whined "This secret ingredient seemed like a big deal. How about we forget about it and make a Burrito restaurant theme instead? No one will notice all the ingredients used here." Corgito sighed, "Listen," he said, "The world isn't ready for this stuff, If they already knew everything, A lot of Chaos would happen!" "Chaos?" Corgette snorted. "The world needs a little chaos! Who are you to decide what "Burritos" can handle anyway?" Even Corgatto with a monotone voice, "You know, Corgito, sometimes hiding things away just makes those guys want them more." Corgito knew they were right. This secret ingredient was already locked in a fireproof safe. Maybe it was time for a change, but what? Ideas flew around the room, each crazier than the last. Kabosu pitched Corgito "The Great IRL Burrito-making Feast". Corgurt suggested selling the ingredient to the highest bidder (and... well? that didn't work) As the Arguing reached a peak, Corghetti spoke up. "Why not share it?" he asked. "Let the world experience this amazing stuff, in a better way." Corgizza replied, "No, it's not going to work. Are you stoopid?" The room fell silent. It was a risky idea, but maybe the only way to avoid total uproar. "Alright, Kabosu!" Corgito boomed, a new plan forming in his mind. "We'll create The IRL Great Burrito Feast! A test for the best chefs to try this "faux" secret ingredient, with us watching closely. I'll share it with Emissary if she pleases" Cheers erupted from the Corgi of Directors as they could maintain order while introducing the world to the true potential of the "Burrito". But one thing was certain: things in the Burritoverse were about to get a whole lot spicier... This will change the world of burritos forever. One delicious bite at a time.

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