season3's Clan

%get time
ERROR: unable to identify nearest indexer moon
INFO: Remember to turn off your moonlink suppressor! -Rhea

%time: Unknown
ERROR: "Unknown" is not a valid input
usage:
%shine indexer moon
WARNING: helioweb information not found, would you like to proceed?
WARNING: Please check the lunahive before creating new shines. Duplicative efforts are punished following Tide-3 protocols. - Section Leader Artemis, Group Transport W, Department LN-DOE

%y/n:% y

INFO: running shine procedures
stage 1......................OK
stage 2......................OK
stage 3........
ERROR: bad gravimeasure connection, incident created
ERROR: incident failed to submit, restart system?

%y/n:% n

WARNING: proceeding with default gravimeasure values, please re-index as soon as possible
ERROR: administrative notice
WARNING: Individuals who are running this script while indisposed will receive punishment according to Tide-901 protocols. Eat dirt and clear your head. - Section Leader Artemis, Group Transport W, Department LN-DOE
WARNING: No seriously, please don't give us more webbing to do undo later. Only proceed if you really know what you're doing! Lupus, if this is you again, STOP. You don't know what you're doing. - Rhea
WARNING: LUPUS STOP - Rhea
WARNING: Lupus this is your last warning - Rhea
INFO: continue shine procedure?

%y/n:% y

..............OK
stage 4......................OK
stage 5......................OK

WARNING: there are too many warnings to display, run %rover log cat
INFO: report set into active state

%report submit
ERROR: report empty, please crater

%report crater

% report submit
ERROR: "I really should know my own name, shouldn't I? I mean, I remember how to operate shine and crater and the rest. I know how to bounce and how to breathe and my subconsciousness seems to recall anything deemed necessary for my continued existence. Does this mean that my own identity (I am sure it exists) is not personally important enough to the very definition of myself? Surely it must be, as 'Reporter' is a field provided on this very report. What is the use of distinction if an individual is not distinct? (So I must assume that I have my own identity). But blast the water, there is simply - nothing - there." is not a valid reporting id: value exceeds two
INFO: please correct errors

%report crater

%r cat
INFO: displaying active report

Day:0
Indexing Moon Temporary Designation: FR23
Reporter: NT

My memory of sandumerology is faint; I can scarcely recall the alphanumeric system laid down upon us by the great Selene-Luna. Who am I? - But I must stop that thought here, as this report is structured around the indexing of a new moon, not a new reporter. And although I do both here, I will try to focus now on the "moon" (if it can be called that) from which I bounce upon now.

It is a terrible gravitas, and were the helioweb connection active, I am sure it would guide me to dismiss this body and proceed to the next. Nevertheless, I am here, and with no foreseeable way of atmosbouncing, I am guided to survey before continuing.

That is not to say that I can survey the surface quite yet. As I write, I am grasped in the alloyed claws of a damp and anxious creature. It bears the colors of the DOE and the underlying colors of the LN, but it is missing the distinctive trademark of our Group; therefore, I cannot assume that it is a transport assigned by you, Section Leader. In fact, this entire body is quite unlike anything I have heard about in the whole of the Lunar Nation (though admittedly my memory is quite untrustworthy at the moment, apart from the facts of which I have utmost faith in). The method of movement is weighed heavily down (again, there is an awful sort of gravitas here) and I cannot find the method pleasant. Still, I persevere in my report to you.

Which I shall continue next time as I must leave rather immediately as there is yet another one of these creatures and I have been laid flush upon the surface it is quite alarming there is a terrible weight I hope this report will prove to be of some use to you oh scorcher I do believe it wishes to see how I taste

%r sbmitt
ERROR: "sbmitt" not recognized, did you mean "submit"?

%rs
INFO: sending active report
......................................................OK
INFO: report submitted (#LLURLDULL-076)
INFO: clearing active report

% vland
ERROR: "vland" not recognized, did you mean "land"?

%la nd
ERROR: "la" not recognized, did you mean "lat"?

%lANd
ERROR: "lANd" not recognized, did you mean "land"?

%land
Goodbye

[process completed]