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CosmicHurricane's Clan

this guy is a neighborhood......

Venerable Lair

on the coast of

Churnscar Wharf

Clan Info

Beachside has my wishlist.
Schedule:

Proud hatcher of:
#90000069 (G1; still in my lair; ungened)
Maroon-Dust XXY (#91518910; sold to Lapse for 10kg + shackles)
Banana-Sanguine XYY (#94508285; still in my lair; ungened)

★He/Him (they/them is fine too)
★Wishlist (currently outdated)
★If we've spoken more than once or twice, feel free to send me a friend request, although I won't necessarily accept it. Please don't send me zero-interaction friend requests!
★Somewhere on the ace spectrum
★I exalt when I have the lair space, so don't thank me for buying your dergs unless they're in a perma tab
★I live in WA (FR timezone)
★current brainrot: Flight Rising and Mario Kart (like they're both living in my brain 24/7 i'm like genuinely torn between which one to play it's a problem)
★one day I might finish making my profile. today is most likely not that day. for now pardon the absolute mess lol
★I'm on Pixel Cats' End!! Hurricane#12600

My birthday and half-birthday are shared with Pokémon and Mario Kart respectively. I think I have the best possible birthday.

Beachside has my wishlist!
Fastest Glimmer and Gloom Very Hard Times and Scores (not in same rounds):
Desktop:32 sec./48 moves
Chromebook:29 sec./53 moves (2-way tie)
On hard mode:
Mobile: 8 moves in 5 seconds/4 sec. (2-way tie)/8 moves
I exalt fodder/trade it for foddart!
Total front page appearances: 3 (Sherbert, 3-7-24; Hunter, 8-28-22; Lightshone, 10-7-21)
I accept

!

LORE

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Other Things
Ways to keep your sanity:
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. sing along at the opera
9. five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood
10. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
11. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
12.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
13. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
14. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
15. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
16. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
17. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
18. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
19. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
20. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
21. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
22. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
23. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
24. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
25. put this on your page and make someone else smile

Recent Comments

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ExoticButters171 said

October 28, 2023 16:53:54

lmao i've never heard someone call a shiny star a "gay star" before

commoncomitatus said

October 16, 2023 13:25:36

Haha! Sorry about the username confusion!! ;)

Menidia said

October 12, 2023 16:43:39

No problem, I am a nonexalt lair but I like to help out with dom in my own way!

Disillusionist said

September 17, 2023 19:56:08

I'm honestly not sure who has the highest post count atm. I rather doubt it's me, though, since there are players who've been here much longer than I have. ^^

WeiYing said

September 04, 2023 14:32:51

Sometimes, basic is indeed best!! And you're welcome! ^^

Nemosia said

August 31, 2023 14:59:20

Awww, thank you so much for sharing Avarice, the compliments you gave it make me very happy!

PeanutButter57 said

August 26, 2023 20:04:26

Thank you thank you, not too shabby yourself

Lameforgers said

August 25, 2023 13:54:33

Thanks! It's my favorite festival.

azurebolt said

August 24, 2023 22:22:41

Pardon this random encounter, but your username actually made me do a double take and go "Is that a Pop'n Music Reference?!?!??!?" which is an immediate mood-brightener dsfkjl;
...granted the song also shows up in DDR but I know it for Pop'n. Sorry if it is not a reference I'm just diseased