Hiblueken's Clan

So this big galoot here, right? He’s all like, I have no seeeat! No seat! And he won’t shut up!
But he won’t stop, and we’re all, we just can’t do it buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do.
And this lug’s getting surlier. He’s not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance!
So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats! We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy’s huge, so he’s not gonna fit in a small one!
Please!
And it’s kinda bugging me, ‘cause I’m on my feet all day! I mean, I’d LOVE to sit in ANY seat!
It’s like, hey, pal, how about you try out job just once, y’know? It’d break him in two seconds! I work hard, boss! Really hard! And this dude sits through life?! So spoiled, it makes me ill! All the suffering in the world, and this guy’s seating problem is urgent!
NOOOOOO!

OOOOOO!