LunarSoul's Clan

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There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

But look at his quoft and crispy locks

Look at his silk translucent socks

There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

What are we seeing?

Is he gay?

Of course he's gay

Or European?

ohhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Well, hey don't look at me

You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks

Oh please

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

Is he gay or European?
or-

There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Is automatically, radically

Ironically, cronically

Scurtinly, curtainly

Genetically, netically

Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

Dammit

Gay or European?

So stylish and relaxed

Is he gay or European?

I think his chest is waxed

But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed

Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday

Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

The floor is yours

So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
has been going on for...?

2 years

And your first name again is...?

Nicos

And your boyfriend's name is...?

Carlos

I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend

You *******!
You lying *******!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case

No matter what he say
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret

I'm straight!

You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

And European!

He's gay!

And European!

He's gay!

And European and Gay!

Fine okay I'm gay!

Hooray!

Fine. Okay. We're gay!