Please roast my dragons. Insult them. CRUSH THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS.
No really. Please do it. I need some entertainment, and dragon-roasting is the best.
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But I can't.... THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY!! ;w;
But I can't.... THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY!! ;w;
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How [i]dare[/i] you! Eating so much while all your clan mates starve! You greedy beast!
How
dare you! Eating so much while all your clan mates starve! You greedy beast!
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I do believe that someone's parents had some sort of seizure whilst naming this unfortunate dragon.
*tries to pronounce name and fails*
[s]IT WAS JUST TOO HARD TO ROAST ANY OF THESE PRECIOUS DERGS[/s]
I do believe that someone's parents had some sort of seizure whilst naming this unfortunate dragon.
*tries to pronounce name and fails*
IT WAS JUST TOO HARD TO ROAST ANY OF THESE PRECIOUS DERGS
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nice name
nice name
On hiatus, again--might come on here to see how things are doing but that's all.
If you insist...
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*Tosses them on*
If you insist...
*Tosses them on*
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Bowno I do t think that's what your supposed to do
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Bowno I do t think that's what your supposed to do
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You think you're so original with your mysterious bio quote. Newsflash, that's so 2008, also they called an want that quote back.. Also honey, I'm gonna need you to remove those fake hipster wanna be wings that your wearing. Plus what's with that name? If you're going to have some cliche saying in your bio, at least have an original name. Or at least something other than Orion. You know how many dragons I see with that name? You're nothing but another face in the dragon world. I'm gonna need you to stay in your lane.
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You think you're so original with your mysterious bio quote. Newsflash, that's so 2008, also they called an want that quote back.. Also honey, I'm gonna need you to remove those fake hipster wanna be wings that your wearing. Plus what's with that name? If you're going to have some cliche saying in your bio, at least have an original name. Or at least something other than Orion. You know how many dragons I see with that name? You're nothing but another face in the dragon world. I'm gonna need you to stay in your lane.
OmgI'mSoSorry
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Boii do I got a story to tell you
Once upon a time there was a dragon named Eridanus. His parents, who were born in some freak firework accident, obviously didn't pass on the best colors. In a desperate attempt to cover up his hideous ugly banana gembond, he piled the cheapest apparel he could find on himself, and ended up looking like a walking goodwill clothing donation box. The end.
Boii do I got a story to tell you
Once upon a time there was a dragon named Eridanus. His parents, who were born in some freak firework accident, obviously didn't pass on the best colors. In a desperate attempt to cover up his hideous ugly banana gembond, he piled the cheapest apparel he could find on himself, and ended up looking like a walking goodwill clothing donation box. The end.
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