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worstisniresher's Clan

a choking hazard

Ancient Lair

on the

Snowsquall Tundra

Clan Info

.The Clan.

WELCOME!! WELCOME! ONE AND ALL!!! I see you have found your way into my clan’s page.

Cap’tin SmackADonut’s Clan welcomes all dragons! *coughs* Although I will say I have a special soft spot for male Imperials… DO NOT WORRY THOUGH! Because no dragon goes unnoticed and uncared for.

From now on it is an ~~EXALT FREE HOME~~, a place that I plan to grow more and more. Unfortunately, it isn’t scot-free from exalting dragons. I exalted both of my progenitors in order to make room for hatchlings who were going to be exalted. I like to think of it as a worthy sacrifice. All the love and worship to my two lovely progens, Zephyr and Alphadox; they will always be in my loving memory.

I began adopting dragons in order to quickly grow my lair. (Talk about beginner moves.) But ever since then I’ve found a love for adopting aka rescuing dragons who are on their way to damnation (by that, I mean working for elemental deities). Most of my days will be spent on scrambling whatever treasure I can get my hands on in order to feed these dergs and increase my lair’s capacity, more room equals more dragons!

.Services.

PLEASE NOTE: ALL THESE PROJECTS HAVE A FEE! IT IS FOR MY LAIR TO GROW AND FOR MORE DRAGONS TO FIND THEIR WAY TO THIS FOREVER HOME!!

Dragon Breeding

All my adult dragons are available for breeding!

NOTE: No room in my lair.
I will be sending you the dragon you want your dragon mate with. After, I’d love to have my dragon back please.
Cost: 100kt or 100g (your choice)

[url=http://]My Dragon Breeding Forum Post[/url]
This will include:
a. A list of all my adult dragons
that are available for breeding.
b. A waiting list composed of what dragon and requested by who.
c. All available dragon’s current mating countdown period.

Updated once a week.

Dragon Hatchery

Random dragon mating, offsprings will be for sale!

NOTE: Please do not exalt. If you do plan to exalt the dragon you bought, at least give a name first.
Cost: Depends on the Forum Post

[url=http://]My Dragon Hatchery Forum Post[/url]
This will include:
a. Hatchlings for sale, their price, and the parents.
b. Dragons currently nesting, and unavailable dragons.
c. Request list of dragon pairs, added fee.

Updated once a week.

Custom Banners

Banner making services available
here!!!

NOTE: Provide me your banner's
pixel size (W&H), banner's title,
preferred background, and anything
else you want in it.
Cost: 500kt or 500g (your choice)

[url=http://]My Custom Banner Forum Post[/url]
This will include:
a. Complete Information
b. A waiting list composed of who is requesting.
c. Finished Projects

Discussion of banner making in my DMS, this will include current progress and checking if it is to
your liking.

Empty Slot

What a surprise! Didn’t expect to
find you here!!

EASTER EGG: Well, how lucky are
you for finding this little treat. As a
prize you are rewarded with a…

15% DISCOUNT ON ALL OF MY SERVICES!

NOTE: Unfortunately, this is
only a one time use for each category. Just send me a private message with the words:
EASTER EGG 25%
and your choice of service!

Shuuush, don’t tell your friends. It’s a secret.
I hope you enjoy this little treat!!

UPCOMING...

Please feel free to message me if you have any ideas for ways I can help my clan. It will be well appreciated.

.About.

The man's shrieks of terror grew louder as the stallion's hooves hit the water. The water didn't seem to slow down the horse; in fact, its touch gave it speed. Finally, a mouthful of water silenced his pleas as the creature's haired tail morphed into a massive finned appendage which harshly clapped against the surface; creating deafening noises that imitated thunderbolts striking down on the earth; provoking his two horses to rear in panic, which in turn broke the log holding them in place, and caused them to gallop away into the night.

What you have just read is an excerpt from my ongoing book. This book ultimately was what drove me into accidentally finding this wonderful and welcoming community. I was looking for kelpies on google images when I stumbled upon the familiars Kelpie and Swamphaunt Kelpie edited together in one photo. I tried finding the artist who drew it, since I wanted to properly credit them, but I found none. What I did find out was that it was from the game Flight Rising. I searched it up on google and what I saw amazed me. DRAGONS GALORE!! I scrolled on and on and it always shook me to my bones. THEY WERE ALL SO CREATIVELY DIVERSE! I had to see where this was going.

*coughs* I’m an absolute art freak, it’s one of my main hobbies, and I love the fact that getting messy is one of the main features of making art. *coughs again*

After visiting a few more sites, I finally stumbled upon the holy grail. THE HOME PAGE!!! I immediately began signing up. This was it. My life’s worth of effort on my book brought me here. AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!! And ever since I began, I have found tons of nice people; all eager to help beginners *ahem* like me *aheeemm*. A couple of users I’ve message about adopting their dragons were even kind enough to send me some welcome gifts, and food (for the dergs… duhh XD) I’m talking about you gate and Taijavu. Bluerose464 and Taijavu (again XDDD) for helping my find my way around the Crossroads. Additionally, there are so many helpful posts on the forums to help people find their way. I swear, they’ve got at least one post about any question you can ever have. Scratch that! THEY’VE GOT TONS OF DISCUSSIONS ABOUT ANY QUESTION YOU COULD EVER HAVE!!!

Anyways, at this point I’m just rambling and blabbering about anything and everything XD.

.Links.

Moreover, if you ever plan to vanquish the world
alongside me with my impeccable dementia.
You can creep on me down below.

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