ObiWanKenobles' Lair

Here's the lore around these parts:

There's a world, and there's a war that ends that world, a war that tears the gods out of the sky and splits apart the earth like teeth through an overripe apple, but that isn't the important part. ---

In the aftermath, the world cleaves back together. But it can only heal itself so far: for everything else, it needs its gods. The old gods are dead. Time to start from scratch. ---

Except. Well. Nobody warned the new gods about what they'd become.