Raffles & Giveaways

*double take*

Steve's in charge? What could go wrong, you say?

Ummm, nothing ... *heads for bunker to find hardhat*

@DramHammersong everyone in my clan but Steve and Matrix is in the fallout bunkers right now, except Lyanna (my Mire Flier) who is in coliseum venues as far away from the Spire as she can get.

We may want to post a Shifting Expanse-wide alert, I think. CODE STEVE

[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: You ever noticed how the ooze looks like Jello? [item=red ooze] [item=orange ooze] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: [size=2]I don't think dragons eat Jello, Steve...[/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: *pages the bunker* Hey, anyone home? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37360816][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/373609/37360816p.png[/img][/url]Jon: Indubitably. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Why are you guys all in the bunkers, anyway? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37360816][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/373609/37360816p.png[/img][/url]Jon: We were told it was a good idea to stay down here in case of a "laboratory mishap". [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: You guys are weenies. What's the worst that could happen? You must be really bored down there. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37360816][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/373609/37360816p.png[/img][/url]Jon: ...yes. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: How about you come up and do Jello shots with me and Matrix? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: That's not - [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37360816][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/373609/37360816p.png[/img][/url]Jon: All right, I suppose. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: It'll be fun. *turns off the intercom* [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: Even without that not being Jello, that's ingredients for the formula! [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: I'll make a batch of ooze to replace it. (later) [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37360816][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/373609/37360816p.png[/img][/url]Jon: I feel strange. I wonder what was in that Jello... [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: You know nothing, Jon Snow.

*lab intercom beeps* [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: HENLO [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=36491470][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/364915/36491470p.png[/img][/url]Daenerys: What did you do to my husband? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Whatcha mean? Did what? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=36491470][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/364915/36491470p.png[/img][/url]Daenerys: He was gone for awhile and he came back to the bunkers and then projectile vomited and it blew out a wall. And now the fragments of the wall look like crystals, but they're glowing. And... pulsing. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Oh. Well, is Jon all right? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=36491470][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/364915/36491470p.png[/img][/url]Daenerys: Yes, but - [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Why don't you bring some of the fragments over here to the lab so we can analyze them? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=36491470][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/364915/36491470p.png[/img][/url]Daenerys: We were told to stay in the bunkers in case of a lab accident. And bringing these unknown shard substances down to you seems like the sort of thing that would trigger a lab accident. I think not. *click* [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: I told you that was a horrible idea. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Yes. You did. ...Maybe we could send the Boss some "Jello". [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: I think he'd know it's not Jello. Besides, we should get back to work. And we have a lot of it, look at all these shipments, and it's just the first day! [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: That reminds me, the first vat is almost done!

[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Can you believe we've made over a thousand bottles of perfume so far? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: Well, we are in Lightning flight. Work is what we do. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: *pages the bunker* Hello? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Yo. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: We've got over a thousand perfume bottles done. While this next batch is cooking, what's our next job? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Well, does it have a name? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: A name? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Yeah. A name. It needs a name so we can market it. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: What about Unnamed? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: No. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Unmaned? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: No. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Unmemed? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Unnarned? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Unnomed? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Unarmed? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Untamed? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: NO. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: OK. Matrix and I will put our heads together - like an Emperor, only, like, less destructive - [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: *snort* [size=1]I'm not so sure about that part[/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: aaaand we'll have a name for the perfume and even a little poster to market it, before the end of the night. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: OK, good. Anything but Unnamed or one of the variations on Unnamed. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Anything? You got it! *click* [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Oh, no.

[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Ta-da! [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Huwo2Xt.png[/img][/center] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: STEVE [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: STEVE [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: STEVE [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: STEVE NO [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: You have until tomorrow to think of an actually serious name for this, Steve. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37776216][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/377763/37776216p.png[/img][/url]Matrix: I guess it's back to the drawing board... [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: *trollface*

[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Did you come up with a name for the product? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Yes. And I'll show you the ad poster! [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/kVqtQj7.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZWoTtJe.png[/img][/center] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: ... [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Well? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Steve [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: STEVE [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: [size=5][i]STEVE[/i][/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: [size=6][b]STEVE NO[/b][/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: What's wrong with it? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: You can't call it Eau De Steve. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Why not? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: Because that's... not inclusive enough. And it's the Boss's formula, not yours. And second of all, when were you at the beach? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: This morning. Matrix and I were having a dessert beach party. Those are the best kind. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: How long were you gone? And more importantly, WHO was running the lab while you were gone? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Oh, I got some of our Helper Droids to supervise, with these guys: [item=mammertee] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: Everything's fine! Another batch is just about - [size=7][b][KABOOM][/b][/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: What was that? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37671399][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/376714/37671399p.png[/img][/url]Steve: What was wha - oh, [bleep] I gotta go. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=2315229][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/23153/2315229p.png[/img][/url]Dot: CHANGE THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT, STEVE. TOMORROW. NO FUNNY BUSINESS. [size=1]No Mammertees were harmed in the making of this post.[/size]

R I P

Eau de Steve

I died laughing at that last one xD

Shout out to @Arelia for the Eau De Steve idea, by the way (yes, it's finally here).

@JonTargaryen

Omg yes

I approve wholeheartedly