Granted, but your car never starts.
I wish I could sing.
Granted, but your car never starts.
I wish I could sing.
sell me leafy moths
i
need them
Granted, but your voice now summons eldritch horrorterrors.
I wish for a paradox.
Granted, but your voice now summons eldritch horrorterrors.
I wish for a paradox.
Granted, but the universe ends due to paradoxing paradoxes.
i wish that i had a toy soilder.
Granted, but the universe ends due to paradoxing paradoxes.
i wish that i had a toy soilder.
Granted, but it has a toy gun with not so toy bullets.
I wish my food would make itself and save me the trouble
Granted, but it has a toy gun with not so toy bullets.
I wish my food would make itself and save me the trouble
You receive a toy soulja boy, and he tells 'em.
I wish for an antiparadox.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Granted. Your food makes itself, but questions the concept of self so effectively you become part of the food hivemind.
I still wish for an antiparadox.
You receive a toy soulja boy, and he tells 'em.
I wish for an antiparadox.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Granted. Your food makes itself, but questions the concept of self so effectively you become part of the food hivemind.
I still wish for an antiparadox.
Granted but then you are wondering if you are in a paradox
I wish I lived on my own with a good job, house not destroyed, and won't die or anything exploding
Granted but then you are wondering if you are in a paradox
I wish I lived on my own with a good job, house not destroyed, and won't die or anything exploding
Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.
I wish I didn't have be up in 2 hours. Oh sleep how I miss you so.
Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.
I wish I didn't have be up in 2 hours. Oh sleep how I miss you so.
Granted! you have to be up in :30 min!
I wish I wasn't addicted to corrupt a wish
Granted! you have to be up in :30 min!
I wish I wasn't addicted to corrupt a wish
Granted, but you can now never use a computer again.
I wish I could transform into a dragon.
Granted, but you can now never use a computer again.
I wish I could transform into a dragon.
Granted, but a secret order of knights finds out and slays you.
I wish it was snowing!
Granted, but a secret order of knights finds out and slays you.
I wish it was snowing!