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OK so basiclaly my opinion on the lightning ancient is well Im not looking to pick a fight. But also it is very non lore compliant and blasphemous and i'm actually coming to your house with pitchforks right now. Heres why:
1. The storm catcher is, canonically, so obsessed with his own face that he made a bunch of baby snow miser esque clones of himself to populate the lightning lands and nothing else
2. They are very pretty
And so upon careful scrutiny you can see the plot holes where the lroe all falls apart. Why would the storm catcher make a bunch of animals that look like an animal that isnt him? It's just not right.
My solution
[img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/952595687692967936/1107067751626981457/IMG_3018.png[/img]
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OK so basiclaly my opinion on the lightning ancient is well Im not looking to pick a fight. But also it is very non lore compliant and blasphemous and i'm actually coming to your house with pitchforks right now. Heres why:
1. The storm catcher is, canonically, so obsessed with his own face that he made a bunch of baby snow miser esque clones of himself to populate the lightning lands and nothing else
2. They are very pretty
And so upon careful scrutiny you can see the plot holes where the lroe all falls apart. Why would the storm catcher make a bunch of animals that look like an animal that isnt him? It's just not right.
My solution
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[quote name="BigB0yJENKINS" date="2023-05-13 20:55:41" ]
bunch of baby snow miser esque clones of himself
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describing ridgebacks in this way is so real and funny that I have absolutely no way to respond to it because anything i could say would pale to this absolute paragon of a sentence
also like I agree that theyre very pretty and I need some uglier dragon rep!! I want the next ancient to be ugly. and I mean that in the nicest way and not as an insult to the dragons or the site artists but they should be conventionally unattractive
BigB0yJENKINS wrote on 2023-05-13 20:55:41:
bunch of baby snow miser esque clones of himself
describing ridgebacks in this way is so real and funny that I have absolutely no way to respond to it because anything i could say would pale to this absolute paragon of a sentence
also like I agree that theyre very pretty and I need some uglier dragon rep!! I want the next ancient to be ugly. and I mean that in the nicest way and not as an insult to the dragons or the site artists but they should be conventionally unattractive
ok what if he had the giga jawline though
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I disagree. They fit almost perfectly. Surely this is the Stormcatcher's design!
[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810762689957724200/1107185543395160195/image.png[/img]
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I disagree. They fit almost perfectly. Surely this is the Stormcatcher's design!
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obviously they need his cute widdle ears too
obviously they need his cute widdle ears too
i love the funky lil eyebrows you gave it lol
i love the funky lil eyebrows you gave it lol
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