It started many months ago where I, a fool, decided to chase a quest of scavenging one of every egg. Simple, yes? Alas, I hit a hurdle. This hurdle is know to all by the name of wind egg.
You see wind egg did not like me, no no no, it decided to wait for six months. Six months of torment. Six months of windsinger dolls and wind runes. Six months of wondering when it would end. Finally, after weeks of torment, I achieved the stupid green egg. A hatch and a quick scatter, and it became him.
You might think our tale is over, yes? Ohohoho. No. Not at all. RNG sat in wait, sat in wait until this very day to torment me. It started with a simple giveaway. A wind egg to celebrate the holiday. One I foolishly made a joke about. RNG heard this joke.
You can see where this is going.
You must think, ah yes, the irony. See, the tale doesn't end here. No, no the tale continues. RNG has decided it despises my existence and exists only to spite me.
For you see my dear friends, or assistants in torment, decided to scavenge in the green bamboo hell. I'm sure, once more, you can guess where this is heading.
First it was @MysticMangoes who summoned the green oval of evil.
Then @Cannot
To summarize
UNHOLY SCREAMING AT RNG
You see wind egg did not like me, no no no, it decided to wait for six months. Six months of torment. Six months of windsinger dolls and wind runes. Six months of wondering when it would end. Finally, after weeks of torment, I achieved the stupid green egg. A hatch and a quick scatter, and it became him.
You might think our tale is over, yes? Ohohoho. No. Not at all. RNG sat in wait, sat in wait until this very day to torment me. It started with a simple giveaway. A wind egg to celebrate the holiday. One I foolishly made a joke about. RNG heard this joke.
You can see where this is going.
You must think, ah yes, the irony. See, the tale doesn't end here. No, no the tale continues. RNG has decided it despises my existence and exists only to spite me.
For you see my dear friends, or assistants in torment, decided to scavenge in the green bamboo hell. I'm sure, once more, you can guess where this is heading.
First it was @MysticMangoes who summoned the green oval of evil.
Then @Cannot
Viscere wrote on 2021-04-01 01:26:48:
Ah yes, how could I forget the twins of shame
Hatched by me and @/Cannot at the same time on april fools to mark this momentous occasion of RNG bullying me
Hatched by me and @/Cannot at the same time on april fools to mark this momentous occasion of RNG bullying me
To summarize
UNHOLY SCREAMING AT RNG
