"Hey kitty, my mom is so cute!"
(Totally mixed up mom and kitty lmao)
"My mind says no but my heart says sugar, we're goin' down."
(Me while raiding my candy stash)
"If you don't move i'll sit on you and you'll be flat like a potato."
(Potato was supposed to be pancake. Said to my cat who sat on my place yet again.)
"Zant is stalking my fanfiction intake it seems.."
"Hey kitty, my mom is so cute!"
(Totally mixed up mom and kitty lmao)
"My mind says no but my heart says sugar, we're goin' down."
(Me while raiding my candy stash)
"If you don't move i'll sit on you and you'll be flat like a potato."
(Potato was supposed to be pancake. Said to my cat who sat on my place yet again.)
"Zant is stalking my fanfiction intake it seems.."
"At least I killed Ollie's ears!"
"Nowhere-near-my-knee Granger."
~ my mum
"At least I killed Ollie's ears!"
"Nowhere-near-my-knee Granger."
~ my mum
"I learned all about how to run a business from FNAF 6."
"*insert my actual name here*, you may not help us with our lemonade stand"
- conversation with my friends this morning
"I learned all about how to run a business from FNAF 6."
"*insert my actual name here*, you may not help us with our lemonade stand"
- conversation with my friends this morning
blurry - they/it
rhythm game enjoyer (derogatory)
"So, you're doing a cranioectomy? Okay, I wish you luck. Just remember that it's okay to cut off someone's head as long as you have the proper medical term for it."
"Please stop trying to escape."
"If you ever feel stupid, just remember you're not the person in the ads for Matchington Mansion who really thought that a solution to their house being flooded was setting everything on fire."
This one was actually said by my art teacher, but I think it fits:
"I tried to make a spoon, but I ended up making Bart Simpson with a lobster tail. I actually tried to see if I could eat yogurt with it once. It didn't work."
"So, you're doing a cranioectomy? Okay, I wish you luck. Just remember that it's okay to cut off someone's head as long as you have the proper medical term for it."
"Please stop trying to escape."
"If you ever feel stupid, just remember you're not the person in the ads for Matchington Mansion who really thought that a solution to their house being flooded was setting everything on fire."
This one was actually said by my art teacher, but I think it fits:
"I tried to make a spoon, but I ended up making Bart Simpson with a lobster tail. I actually tried to see if I could eat yogurt with it once. It didn't work."
Tobias | He/Him |
Fiesta de Muertos and
The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
"You can silence my voice, but you can't silence my hubris."
I then immediately proceeded to have a coughing fit that made me lose my voice for 3 days.
"You can silence my voice, but you can't silence my hubris."
I then immediately proceeded to have a coughing fit that made me lose my voice for 3 days.
"Can I have some food instead of dinner?"
~ my sister
"Can I have some food instead of dinner?"
~ my sister
This is actually something weird I did rather than said, but I still think it counts:
I was playing Little Alchemy and I put a bunch of corpses (and one vulture) everywhere.
This is actually something weird I did rather than said, but I still think it counts:
I was playing Little Alchemy and I put a bunch of corpses (and one vulture) everywhere.
Tobias | He/Him |
Fiesta de Muertos and
The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
"They slurp out their eyes."
(It's less concerning in context, i swear! We were talking about those tropical butterflies that drink the tears of sleeping animals and this just sorta happened while talking.)
"Oh yeah, the sandwich demon!"
"They slurp out their eyes."
(It's less concerning in context, i swear! We were talking about those tropical butterflies that drink the tears of sleeping animals and this just sorta happened while talking.)
"Oh yeah, the sandwich demon!"
"Okay, let's put the atomic bombs away..."
-me
"Andrew, put away your guns. You're at school."
- my math teacher
just think about all of the definitions of the word "gun" and you'll get it
"Okay, let's put the atomic bombs away..."
-me
"Andrew, put away your guns. You're at school."
- my math teacher
just think about all of the definitions of the word "gun" and you'll get it
blurry - they/it
rhythm game enjoyer (derogatory)
*As a sleep aid suggestion* "Opium."
"No."
"We just get a time machine and travel back to--"
No, that's not the problem with opium."
*As a sleep aid suggestion* "Opium."
"No."
"We just get a time machine and travel back to--"
No, that's not the problem with opium."
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I'm aro/ace
So give me some space
And flirt with somebody else
*finger guns*
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