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@Rapiddagger
It's an intro to your typical joke, but with a twist, because "bar" here isn't a pub, but rather something like a metal rod. The first guy bumped into it so you'd expect the other one saw it and would walk around it, but nah, he did it too.

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January 06, 2018 00:36:59

@Rapiddagger
It's an intro to your typical joke, but with a twist, because "bar" here isn't a pub, but rather something like a metal rod. The first guy bumped into it so you'd expect the other one saw it and would walk around it, but nah, he did it too.

@Rapiddagger A bar as in a bar made of metal or something ( i think of a pull up bar) not the drinking kind, which these jokes usually mean.
I tell a variant of this joke sometimes

2 guys walk into a bar. The third ducks.

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January 06, 2018 00:38:41

@Rapiddagger A bar as in a bar made of metal or something ( i think of a pull up bar) not the drinking kind, which these jokes usually mean.
I tell a variant of this joke sometimes

2 guys walk into a bar. The third ducks.

Ohhhh thanks @UndefinedBeing @ImNotUnnamed

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January 06, 2018 00:39:52

Ohhhh thanks @UndefinedBeing @ImNotUnnamed

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning
~Girl Almighty- One Direction

@Rapiddagger
No problem! I also took a moment to get it at first. :D

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January 06, 2018 00:41:30

@Rapiddagger
No problem! I also took a moment to get it at first. :D

@LaughingZuru

That's funny lol

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January 06, 2018 05:13:41

@LaughingZuru

That's funny lol

>>> chuckling <<<

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January 06, 2018 06:00:01

>>> chuckling <<<

. w.w .

Oh my gods this is great XD

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January 06, 2018 06:44:38

Oh my gods this is great XD

Pffft

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January 06, 2018 08:09:33

Pffft

@LaughingZuru Happy 4th Anniversary! May you celebrate many more! And glad you are still around <3

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January 06, 2018 20:32:53

@LaughingZuru Happy 4th Anniversary! May you celebrate many more! And glad you are still around <3

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January 6 - Joke of the Day

Programming

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

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January 6 - Joke of the Day

Programming

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

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