Forum Games

@Laterigrade

Granted but they're all sock and puke flavored... like from Harry Potter.

I wish I always had perfect light for pictures, night or day!

@Owlets
Granted, only the camera never works.

I wish for a tap-dancing squirrel.

@Moggie049

Granted, but your cat starts biting you instead.

I wish my art skills would improve overnight.

@Moggie049
Granted, but they all coalesced into a golem made of gems. It has a mind of its own and refuses to follow. It's two feet taller than you and ten times stronger any human being. It is basically indestructible, not even a diamond-tipped blade can scratch it. It just causes you damage to your beloved properties. Your computer, smashed. Your tv, crushed. Your car, pulverized. Your phone, creamed. Your house, demolished. Your dreams, eradicated.

I wish I was rich.

@truebii granted! You can now fly around a frightening void trying to find a way to enter atmospheres.

I wish unicorns were real

Ninja'd!
@Eruwestiel
Granted! But they're all evil bloodthirsty monsters. They will never stop until they wipe out all life on Earth.

I wish I was super buff

@JetScream granted! You are now super buff- and in prison for use of steroids.

I wish my dog could talk