what's up y'all, it's me, it's ya boy, whalesong, back at you with another food recipe from the slums of random hunger and poverty
looking through my old post history i found this gem from years ago
https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/gend/1654480/1
it appears to be time to bring back the ways of dank cooking
this time we're doing breakfast
here's what you gotta do:
-take bowl
-make egg. like three egg to get big and stronng and also because egg cheap
-scramble egg
-put egg in bowl
-take cheese, whatever kind. put cheese in microwave for like, time, until its melty
-put cheese in bowl
-take peanut butter
-some fat globs of that in the bowl
-dig around in the pantry until you find some instant rice that your caring friend gave you three months ago that's probably still good
-cook instant rice in the microwave because we're savages that don't own more than one pan anyways
-whoops the pantry is now empty, go shopping later
-put rice in bowl
-the spray cheese is making a comeback now, get all of that protein and saturated fat in nthere too
-put the cottage cheese you bought three weeks ago that's two days out of date but still smells fine, put it in the bowl too
-now the fridge is empty
-is that a nearly empty box of lucky charms? its the best day ever
-yeet that in there too, we're cleaning this thing out to force us to leave the flat and go scrounge for deals
-grab a spoon. this next part is very, very important
-hopefully egg still hot now
-haha spoon go brrrrrrrr
-once its all mixed, eat it and think about how gordon ramsay wishes he was you
this post brought to you by my breakfast yesterday
stay tuned, ill try to revive the dankness at least once a week
looking through my old post history i found this gem from years ago
https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/gend/1654480/1
it appears to be time to bring back the ways of dank cooking
this time we're doing breakfast
here's what you gotta do:
-take bowl
-make egg. like three egg to get big and stronng and also because egg cheap
-scramble egg
-put egg in bowl
-take cheese, whatever kind. put cheese in microwave for like, time, until its melty
-put cheese in bowl
-take peanut butter
-some fat globs of that in the bowl
-dig around in the pantry until you find some instant rice that your caring friend gave you three months ago that's probably still good
-cook instant rice in the microwave because we're savages that don't own more than one pan anyways
-whoops the pantry is now empty, go shopping later
-put rice in bowl
-the spray cheese is making a comeback now, get all of that protein and saturated fat in nthere too
-put the cottage cheese you bought three weeks ago that's two days out of date but still smells fine, put it in the bowl too
-now the fridge is empty
-is that a nearly empty box of lucky charms? its the best day ever
-yeet that in there too, we're cleaning this thing out to force us to leave the flat and go scrounge for deals
-grab a spoon. this next part is very, very important
-hopefully egg still hot now
-haha spoon go brrrrrrrr
-once its all mixed, eat it and think about how gordon ramsay wishes he was you
this post brought to you by my breakfast yesterday
stay tuned, ill try to revive the dankness at least once a week
