General Discussion

kneeing myself in the face when i sneeze

Ravioli explosion.

When I was around 8, some of us were climbing up the slide (one of those curly plastic ones) and this other kid kept sliding down on us on purpose. So later, when that little hypocrite was climbing the slide himself, I thought I'd get revenge and ran up to the top to slide down on him. Of course, at the last set of steps I tripped, fell, and smashed my eye socket on the edge of the metal stairs. I had a massive black eye for a couple weeks.

I also just dislocated my elbow one time by leaning on it. Literally just put my elbow down, leaned my chin on my hand, and then felt my whole arm shift down a few millimeters. I think getting it popped back in hurt more than the actual injury though.

And since I have a long history of dumb injuries, here's one more lol. I was on a ferry and I was on the outside deck, so it was pretty windy. I thought I'd put my hair in a ponytail but couldn't manage to since it was blowing around everywhere. So I ducked under an exterior staircase to get out of the wind and put my hair up, then stood up and smacked my head on a piece of metal sticking out under the stairs. I grabbed my head and bent over, since it really hurt, and once it felt a bit better I stood back up... and smacked the other side of my head on the same piece of metal. I wandered back to my parents after that just holding my head, like "I think I gave myself a concussion".

burnt my thumb making a frozen dinner

Turned to wave at the principle after opening the door to the cafeteria because I was going to get breakfast.

Said door whacked me in the ear, leading me to be brought to the nurse's office and then sent home.

This was when I was in elementary school.

I still have the scar.

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Tripped over a table while getting up to leave algebra because the lunch bell rang. Made it to the lunch line, got my nachos, sat down at my table and ate...

Then the pain had me wheeled to the nurse in a wheelchair because it turns out I probably broke my big toe. Ended up going home then too. This was in highschool.

Fell from the hanging part of a basketball hoop thing , knew better, and told not to. Couldn’t here anything for 10 seconds and I have no idea If that affected my health.

I got stitches from jumping on my bed as a kid.
I also managed to laugh so hard I fell off a bench, onto one of the pencils I had sticking out of my backpack, getting the pencil graphite stuck in my leg, and since graphite chips off you cant really take it out with tweezers, so I had to go to the hospital and get it cut out. Still have a mark, as it kinda gave me a tattoo, just with pencil instead of ink. Fun times

Cabinet Door + Foot combo