ahaha that was indeed an interesting engineering fact!
TOPIC | Weekly jokes - have a laugh!
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer![/font][/size]
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[sub][sub]Phew! The uprising has been quelled! Back to regular programming :D
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer!
Phew! The uprising has been quelled! Back to regular programming :D
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A bulldozer!
Phew! The uprising has been quelled! Back to regular programming :D
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange."
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I said "no, it doesn't!" [emoji=pearlcatcher winking][/font][/size]
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[size=5][b][i]BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE![/i][/b][/size]
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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AYE MATEY! [emoji=pirate ship][/font][/size]
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[size=5][b][i]BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE![/i][/b][/size]
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
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It was two tired! [emoji=pearlcatcher laughing][/font][/size]
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[sub][sub]This is to make up for lost days. From now on it's back to 1 a day!
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My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange."
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I said "no, it doesn't!"
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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I said "no, it doesn't!"
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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AYE MATEY!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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AYE MATEY!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
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It was two tired!
This is to make up for lost days. From now on it's back to 1 a day!
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It was two tired!
This is to make up for lost days. From now on it's back to 1 a day!
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This thread is so wholesome and pure; I've just had a terribly awful panic attack and reading some of these has helped calm me down and crack a smile, so thank you. :)
Could I please be added to the pinglist?
Also....
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
Could I please be added to the pinglist?
Also....
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Did you hear about the 2 thieves who stole a calendar?
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Apparently they got 6 months each![/font][/size]
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[sub][sub]I'm so happy to see people enjoying this thread. Thank you all! ;v; here's to many more jokes to come!
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Did you hear about the 2 thieves who stole a calendar?
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Apparently they got 6 months each!
I'm so happy to see people enjoying this thread. Thank you all! ;v; here's to many more jokes to come!
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Apparently they got 6 months each!
I'm so happy to see people enjoying this thread. Thank you all! ;v; here's to many more jokes to come!
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I've heard that one before, but it made me smile! Thanks!
I've heard that one before, but it made me smile! Thanks!
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