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TOPIC | Badly Describe Your Favorite Character
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Oh gosh, here we go:
The fish that breathes, dies, and comes back
Simultaneously the hottest and coolest guy ever
The Gaster Blaster Master Caster
Dragon rider that all but dies every time he uses magic
Magic dude that was punched too hard in the forehead by the flash
Depressed, scared of a type of nocturnal creature, and super rich
The bearded lizard crocodile with too high defense stat
“I fired, and I missed, so I fired again, but I missed that too” rinse wash repeat
Basically every random animal combined, somehow ends up cool
Entire species of rodent that exists, based off of an animal that doesn’t even exist in that world
BECOMES YOUR BEST FRIEND at 2 in the morning after days of farming for an attack that isn’t worthy
You go blink blink your neck go snap snap
The prehistoric alien whoosh
Ventilation system drooler
NOOOOOOOOOOO
tendon creature that’s reallly tall
Not the easiest on first night
Rock paper nuke, the winner is the painting of a potato in the next room
The fish that breathes, dies, and comes back
Simultaneously the hottest and coolest guy ever
The Gaster Blaster Master Caster
Dragon rider that all but dies every time he uses magic
Magic dude that was punched too hard in the forehead by the flash
Depressed, scared of a type of nocturnal creature, and super rich
The bearded lizard crocodile with too high defense stat
“I fired, and I missed, so I fired again, but I missed that too” rinse wash repeat
Basically every random animal combined, somehow ends up cool
Entire species of rodent that exists, based off of an animal that doesn’t even exist in that world
BECOMES YOUR BEST FRIEND at 2 in the morning after days of farming for an attack that isn’t worthy
You go blink blink your neck go snap snap
The prehistoric alien whoosh
Ventilation system drooler
NOOOOOOOOOOO
tendon creature that’s reallly tall
Not the easiest on first night
Rock paper nuke, the winner is the painting of a potato in the next room
Oh gosh, here we go:
The fish that breathes, dies, and comes back
Simultaneously the hottest and coolest guy ever
The Gaster Blaster Master Caster
Dragon rider that all but dies every time he uses magic
Magic dude that was punched too hard in the forehead by the flash
Depressed, scared of a type of nocturnal creature, and super rich
The bearded lizard crocodile with too high defense stat
“I fired, and I missed, so I fired again, but I missed that too” rinse wash repeat
Basically every random animal combined, somehow ends up cool
Entire species of rodent that exists, based off of an animal that doesn’t even exist in that world
BECOMES YOUR BEST FRIEND at 2 in the morning after days of farming for an attack that isn’t worthy
You go blink blink your neck go snap snap
The prehistoric alien whoosh
Ventilation system drooler
NOOOOOOOOOOO
tendon creature that’s reallly tall
Not the easiest on first night
Rock paper nuke, the winner is the painting of a potato in the next room
The fish that breathes, dies, and comes back
Simultaneously the hottest and coolest guy ever
The Gaster Blaster Master Caster
Dragon rider that all but dies every time he uses magic
Magic dude that was punched too hard in the forehead by the flash
Depressed, scared of a type of nocturnal creature, and super rich
The bearded lizard crocodile with too high defense stat
“I fired, and I missed, so I fired again, but I missed that too” rinse wash repeat
Basically every random animal combined, somehow ends up cool
Entire species of rodent that exists, based off of an animal that doesn’t even exist in that world
BECOMES YOUR BEST FRIEND at 2 in the morning after days of farming for an attack that isn’t worthy
You go blink blink your neck go snap snap
The prehistoric alien whoosh
Ventilation system drooler
NOOOOOOOOOOO
tendon creature that’s reallly tall
Not the easiest on first night
Rock paper nuke, the winner is the painting of a potato in the next room
“What type of hero am I? The hero who does not stop. No matter the odds. I will stop the ball an inch from the floor, and bring the fight back from zero. Be certain in my strength, and it will be unending. Lend me your hopes and your dreams and I will break through any wall in my way, stop any opponent that crosses my path, and fight back any force that opposes me!”
Actual main character upstaged by baby-faced boy band member with disturbing abs.
Super patriotic Roman mailman who never got to experience America resolves to be American enough to blow up another mailman.
Not-a-vampire vampire. Watches other people try very hard while trying to grasp basic technological concepts like "where is phone" and "who was phone?"
Nightmare priest decides nightmares ain't worth the nightmare and decides to fight nightmares poorly for the rest of his life.
Sleazy gutter-prophet asks to wear a warlord's hat. When that doesn't work, he follows him around for a few years before impaling him and becoming a god. Proceeds to try to do really weird sexy things.
Drunk man whose best friend is a murder whale.
EXTREME ASTHMA
Super patriotic Roman mailman who never got to experience America resolves to be American enough to blow up another mailman.
Not-a-vampire vampire. Watches other people try very hard while trying to grasp basic technological concepts like "where is phone" and "who was phone?"
Nightmare priest decides nightmares ain't worth the nightmare and decides to fight nightmares poorly for the rest of his life.
Sleazy gutter-prophet asks to wear a warlord's hat. When that doesn't work, he follows him around for a few years before impaling him and becoming a god. Proceeds to try to do really weird sexy things.
Drunk man whose best friend is a murder whale.
EXTREME ASTHMA
Actual main character upstaged by baby-faced boy band member with disturbing abs.
Super patriotic Roman mailman who never got to experience America resolves to be American enough to blow up another mailman.
Not-a-vampire vampire. Watches other people try very hard while trying to grasp basic technological concepts like "where is phone" and "who was phone?"
Nightmare priest decides nightmares ain't worth the nightmare and decides to fight nightmares poorly for the rest of his life.
Sleazy gutter-prophet asks to wear a warlord's hat. When that doesn't work, he follows him around for a few years before impaling him and becoming a god. Proceeds to try to do really weird sexy things.
Drunk man whose best friend is a murder whale.
EXTREME ASTHMA
Super patriotic Roman mailman who never got to experience America resolves to be American enough to blow up another mailman.
Not-a-vampire vampire. Watches other people try very hard while trying to grasp basic technological concepts like "where is phone" and "who was phone?"
Nightmare priest decides nightmares ain't worth the nightmare and decides to fight nightmares poorly for the rest of his life.
Sleazy gutter-prophet asks to wear a warlord's hat. When that doesn't work, he follows him around for a few years before impaling him and becoming a god. Proceeds to try to do really weird sexy things.
Drunk man whose best friend is a murder whale.
EXTREME ASTHMA
ugly-haired science man does catastrophically illegal things and the fandom acts as though hes 'pure uwu' it's colress
ugly-haired science man does catastrophically illegal things and the fandom acts as though hes 'pure uwu' it's colress
I'm just gonna do some of my own characters
Ripoff Bill Cipher lookin garystu
EdgyMcEdgelord
Mr. I have glitchy clothes and im named after my creator smashing three letters on the keyboard
Broken tv
Opposites snek
Question mark face
Weird cactus flower thing
Ripoff Bill Cipher lookin garystu
EdgyMcEdgelord
Mr. I have glitchy clothes and im named after my creator smashing three letters on the keyboard
Broken tv
Opposites snek
Question mark face
Weird cactus flower thing
I'm just gonna do some of my own characters
Ripoff Bill Cipher lookin garystu
EdgyMcEdgelord
Mr. I have glitchy clothes and im named after my creator smashing three letters on the keyboard
Broken tv
Opposites snek
Question mark face
Weird cactus flower thing
Ripoff Bill Cipher lookin garystu
EdgyMcEdgelord
Mr. I have glitchy clothes and im named after my creator smashing three letters on the keyboard
Broken tv
Opposites snek
Question mark face
Weird cactus flower thing
[quote name="nootnoot5458" date=2017-12-03 04:13:34]
ugly-haired science man does catastrophically illegal things and the fandom acts as though hes 'pure uwu' it's colress
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TBH I thought you were describing Rick Sanchez. I DON’T EVEN WATCH RICK AND MORTY.
nootnoot5458 wrote on 2017-12-03:
ugly-haired science man does catastrophically illegal things and the fandom acts as though hes 'pure uwu' it's colress
Scientist has no chill, enjoys toying with the laws of time to evade boredom. Also plagiarizes smart ideas to make her life easier. Sally from ars Paradoxica
area teen just wants to leave his house and play a game with his internet friends, but then a lot of stuff happened
why won't this stoner clown die
sad sideburned man can't catch a ******* break
local jerk takes his friends out to the woods to tell spooky ghost stories and commit murder
man decides the most sensible way to handle attempted murder is to run off into the woods and troll his friends on the internet
local guy wants to use his body for yoga and having fun with his friends, but a purple demon wants to use his body for murder
local emo declares war on suit man and purple demon, but is actually smart about it, so purple demon kills him before he can cause real damage
nerd forced to fake-kill his best friend and is later chased by monsters
local man adds a few unhealthy steps to the cycle of grief, like 'plotting', 'vengeance', and 'cannibalism'
why won't this stoner clown die
sad sideburned man can't catch a ******* break
local jerk takes his friends out to the woods to tell spooky ghost stories and commit murder
man decides the most sensible way to handle attempted murder is to run off into the woods and troll his friends on the internet
local guy wants to use his body for yoga and having fun with his friends, but a purple demon wants to use his body for murder
local emo declares war on suit man and purple demon, but is actually smart about it, so purple demon kills him before he can cause real damage
nerd forced to fake-kill his best friend and is later chased by monsters
local man adds a few unhealthy steps to the cycle of grief, like 'plotting', 'vengeance', and 'cannibalism'
area teen just wants to leave his house and play a game with his internet friends, but then a lot of stuff happened
why won't this stoner clown die
sad sideburned man can't catch a ******* break
local jerk takes his friends out to the woods to tell spooky ghost stories and commit murder
man decides the most sensible way to handle attempted murder is to run off into the woods and troll his friends on the internet
local guy wants to use his body for yoga and having fun with his friends, but a purple demon wants to use his body for murder
local emo declares war on suit man and purple demon, but is actually smart about it, so purple demon kills him before he can cause real damage
nerd forced to fake-kill his best friend and is later chased by monsters
local man adds a few unhealthy steps to the cycle of grief, like 'plotting', 'vengeance', and 'cannibalism'
why won't this stoner clown die
sad sideburned man can't catch a ******* break
local jerk takes his friends out to the woods to tell spooky ghost stories and commit murder
man decides the most sensible way to handle attempted murder is to run off into the woods and troll his friends on the internet
local guy wants to use his body for yoga and having fun with his friends, but a purple demon wants to use his body for murder
local emo declares war on suit man and purple demon, but is actually smart about it, so purple demon kills him before he can cause real damage
nerd forced to fake-kill his best friend and is later chased by monsters
local man adds a few unhealthy steps to the cycle of grief, like 'plotting', 'vengeance', and 'cannibalism'
