Hopefully I don’t stab my eye with the pineapple sword on the pineapple limo.
TOPIC | Weird things you've said recently?
"Why are people crushing on Skeletor? His head is a literal skull..."
"EVERYONE'S HEAD IS A LITERAL SKULL!"
and
"Well, at least he lived through the best part of his life."
"EVERYONE'S HEAD IS A LITERAL SKULL!"
and
"Well, at least he lived through the best part of his life."
*Thick southern accent*
Are you not southern enough to like sweet tea?
(They infact didn't like sweet-)
Are you not southern enough to like sweet tea?
(They infact didn't like sweet-)
“Mods please change their name to cannot legally drive considering the circumstances”
“I mean the population of wolves here is becoming larger”
“I mean the population of wolves here is becoming larger”
“Mods please change their name to cannot legally drive considering the circumstances”
“I mean the population of wolves here is becoming larger”
“I mean the population of wolves here is becoming larger”
Risk - It/They - Please Ping
Hi welcome to chillis
Hi welcome to chillis
"PLEASE don't lick that paintbrush- oh whyyy did you do that... :( Please don't paint with your spit. Let's use the water instead okay?"
"Please put your feet on the floor. You don't know what you may have stepped in outside. You may have stepped in.... (dramatic pause) DOG POO! (Gasp) or even.. Worm eggs!! You don't want to eat that right??"
"Do you want the skin, the feather one, or the teeth slide? Ok the teeth one, let me help you put it in so it doesn't break."
(Context: I am a preschool teacher. The first two are self-explanatory with 3-5 year olds, the last one is referring to a new kid's microscope we have lol)
"Please put your feet on the floor. You don't know what you may have stepped in outside. You may have stepped in.... (dramatic pause) DOG POO! (Gasp) or even.. Worm eggs!! You don't want to eat that right??"
"Do you want the skin, the feather one, or the teeth slide? Ok the teeth one, let me help you put it in so it doesn't break."
(Context: I am a preschool teacher. The first two are self-explanatory with 3-5 year olds, the last one is referring to a new kid's microscope we have lol)
"PLEASE don't lick that paintbrush- oh whyyy did you do that... :( Please don't paint with your spit. Let's use the water instead okay?"
"Please put your feet on the floor. You don't know what you may have stepped in outside. You may have stepped in.... (dramatic pause) DOG POO! (Gasp) or even.. Worm eggs!! You don't want to eat that right??"
"Do you want the skin, the feather one, or the teeth slide? Ok the teeth one, let me help you put it in so it doesn't break."
(Context: I am a preschool teacher. The first two are self-explanatory with 3-5 year olds, the last one is referring to a new kid's microscope we have lol)
"Please put your feet on the floor. You don't know what you may have stepped in outside. You may have stepped in.... (dramatic pause) DOG POO! (Gasp) or even.. Worm eggs!! You don't want to eat that right??"
"Do you want the skin, the feather one, or the teeth slide? Ok the teeth one, let me help you put it in so it doesn't break."
(Context: I am a preschool teacher. The first two are self-explanatory with 3-5 year olds, the last one is referring to a new kid's microscope we have lol)
“I call this one San Francisco Public Restroom” (I have never been to California)
“Listening to cringy songs and looking at kinitopet fanart like gog intended”
“Yeah boi go running”
“I wrote Airy getting rabies I surely can write a holy text”
“Listening to cringy songs and looking at kinitopet fanart like gog intended”
“Yeah boi go running”
“I wrote Airy getting rabies I surely can write a holy text”
“I call this one San Francisco Public Restroom” (I have never been to California)
“Listening to cringy songs and looking at kinitopet fanart like gog intended”
“Yeah boi go running”
“I wrote Airy getting rabies I surely can write a holy text”
“Listening to cringy songs and looking at kinitopet fanart like gog intended”
“Yeah boi go running”
“I wrote Airy getting rabies I surely can write a holy text”
Risk - It/They - Please Ping
Hi welcome to chillis
Hi welcome to chillis