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"MAMA, I BLINKED, WATCH! OMGGGGGGG, MUM, I DID IT AGIN, LOOKIT!" *a 4 year old me thinking being able to blink was something you did when you got to a certain age*
*fake munching on baby brother's cheek* *baby brother grunts* *MUNCHING INTENSIFIES*
"Ewww! Dude, we need to get you a drip pan!" (he drooled on me)
"WOODLEY WOOOO"
"Get on my spork!" (k so, I was trying to get a hay bale onto the bale spike right? My imaginative brain changed spike to spork and here we are)

MisMayhaps

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February 01, 2019 16:02:29

"MAMA, I BLINKED, WATCH! OMGGGGGGG, MUM, I DID IT AGIN, LOOKIT!" *a 4 year old me thinking being able to blink was something you did when you got to a certain age*
*fake munching on baby brother's cheek* *baby brother grunts* *MUNCHING INTENSIFIES*
"Ewww! Dude, we need to get you a drip pan!" (he drooled on me)
"WOODLEY WOOOO"
"Get on my spork!" (k so, I was trying to get a hay bale onto the bale spike right? My imaginative brain changed spike to spork and here we are)

So carry me from these walls, brother of mine. Show me the world outside, it has to be true. I'm counting on you to be my wings and my eyes.

Last edited on Feb 01, 2019 20:03:38 by MisMayhaps

"The sixth graders are the reason why I am not allowed to be a meme today"

blurry

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February 01, 2019 16:02:47

"The sixth graders are the reason why I am not allowed to be a meme today"

blurry - they/it
rhythm game enjoyer (derogatory)

"WHERE ARE THE MEMES, RICHARD???"

Aamaterasu

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February 01, 2019 17:07:03

"WHERE ARE THE MEMES, RICHARD???"

_{he/they-@ me if you want to talk in forums}

"Have you ever dreamt of being a tictoc meme? WELL NOW YOU CAN!"

Ossium

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February 01, 2019 17:11:03

"Have you ever dreamt of being a tictoc meme? WELL NOW YOU CAN!"

"Ey yo what's poppin' Lo-Gang?

Me..!

Out of... existence..."
*Frantic sobbing*

Aamaterasu

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February 01, 2019 17:56:47

"Ey yo what's poppin' Lo-Gang?

Me..!

Out of... existence..."
*Frantic sobbing*

_{he/they-@ me if you want to talk in forums}

Look at my happy boy!!! He's pretending to sneeze!!!

Harpidiem

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February 01, 2019 18:37:25

Look at my happy boy!!! He's pretending to sneeze!!!

(my friend actually said this) "I use a combination of sucking and squeezing."

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February 01, 2019 19:30:34

(my friend actually said this) "I use a combination of sucking and squeezing."

"Choking is bootlegged breathing. Yelling is maximum breathing. Projecting is premium breathing."

WizardandGalaxy

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February 01, 2019 19:50:48

"Choking is bootlegged breathing. Yelling is maximum breathing. Projecting is premium breathing."

I'm aro/ace
So give me some space
And flirt with somebody else
*finger guns*

Me: THE F IN FRIENDS STANDS FOR FROG!!
Friend: And... what do the other letters stand for?
Me: IT DOESN'T MATTER! ONLY FROGS MATTER!

TheSoapyDolphin

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February 02, 2019 02:32:42

Me: THE F IN FRIENDS STANDS FOR FROG!!
Friend: And... what do the other letters stand for?
Me: IT DOESN'T MATTER! ONLY FROGS MATTER!

clai/mordecai/aether
fae/they

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"Did someone just oof me as a spectator?"

"You know what, you can go in the toilet."

FlareTheDragon

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February 02, 2019 10:34:48

"Did someone just oof me as a spectator?"

"You know what, you can go in the toilet."

FR Time +3 | He/Him | I can be pretty strange at times

Last edited on Feb 02, 2019 19:41:53 by FlareTheDragon