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WHAT UP I've been a bit slow and busy sry
I just deep cleaned my birbcage and it took me THREE HOURS but it's sparklin'
AS WE BEGIN THIS AFTERNOON we wait like 47 freggin hours for this thing to load. seriously hurry the banana UP. This is what I get for kitting out neighbourhoods too much.
(Also heaven help me if any of these kids want to be magicians, acrobats or singers... because then I'll have to find places for all their performance venues... at least one of them's gonna make me do this aren't they? Dang Isla Paradiso is SMOL THO. Hardly any useable land!!!)
The error count increases exponentially on each load. I have grave fears of terrible things on the horizon. Nonetheless, WE PRESS ON. Because glitches are funny and I won't stop until the entire universe collapses.
Apparently, in between getting busy with every single person in town, Dzarn has claimed the crown of Town Bully. I'm... not even going to ask what happened to the former crown holder. I'm also going to be grateful that I've disabled their ability to actually kill each other through fights, because I feel like Teagan would have quite the list by now. She has something like 20 enemies at this point.
Someone gave Perry coffee.
He is PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF BED.
The girls have nearly maxed out their athletic capabilities by now. LOOK AT THEM. They could bench press my entire personality.
Mason, apparently, follows Perry home. I do NOT recommend hitting on his wife, Mason. You may not live.
...The girls go to work and everyone else goes to bed, ignoring him. He responds by noodling around on his laptop downstairs. HOW DO YOU EVEN USE THAT WITH THE TRACKPAD ABOVE THE KEYBOARD AAAARGH I'M GETTING FLEAS JUST LOOKING AT THAT
Apparently, the girls are eternally 'going to work' and never... actually... getting there. Oh dear. This might be a problem.
Esamir cleans up some of his street art. Who put the police in charge anyway? Esamir sure didn't vote for them >T
He sets about... replacing the art. Esamir. Love.
He's got a tip jar down too, this time. He's put some money in it himself, by the looks of things. ...I like that. I like that optimism. TIP YOURSELF <3 Sweet boy.
The resident old man... doesn't like having visitors, I guess?
DAMN IT HE'S BACK
Oh wait he's just arresting one of the girls and not Esamir... again. It's Multiplica this time, our good fairy's wife. :(
Perry's dad can't handle his little brother.
I am DYING to know what precipitated this.
... or... um.
She's supposed to be getting arrested but... the guy's disappeared.
And she's just sitting in the squad car.
EVERYBODY DO THE AWKWARD TURTLE
Perry's little brother apparently IMMEDIATELY hits the dirt because he never learned how to do taxes. SAME. HOW DO TAXES EVEN WORK?????
He finally arrives. The criminal job is in a pirate cave, which he... had to... swim back from. AND IMMEDIATELY FLIRTS WITH HER
...she reacts to that about as well as I would.
SO MUCH FOR A MERITOCRACY >T
That's Solaxys' brother, who is apparently pregnant.
Thanks, Grim, you're adorable.
(just don't COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT HIM because I've seen you do that before dude) ***
*** (it made me laugh enough to feature as a mistake of -my- Death in one of my novels)
The boys- also cyborgs, like their mothers- have an ability I never saw on any of the others. They can calm others down when they're upset. I presume it's a part of the RoboNanny chip suite.
OKAY SOMETHING REALLY DISCONCERTING IS HAPPENING.
THE OUTDOOR LIGHTING IS ALTERNATING RAPIDLY BETWEEN THESE TWO STATES. I feel like I'm trapped inside a giant bugzapper. I am going mad. It's the strobe light of despair. It will not stop. WHY???
I looked up. oh my god
THE ACTUAL SUN IS TURNING ON AND OFF LIKE SOMEONE HAS THEIR FINGER ON THE BIG LIGHT SWITCH
okay I'm going to have to try and get a video of this.
https://youtu.be/SkYFKzQXAKk
behold. And yes that's how the game's running at this point. JANKILY.
I seriously cannot tell you guys how annoying that sun thing is. It is all day every day it doesn't end. FLASH FLASH FLASH. Lightning fast.
Someone sets about another part of one's job description.
it's the last thing you see before you die...
yes. It is exactly what it looks like.
In the bin?
PERISH THE THOUGHT.
Perry, if you're going to get caught it'll be from someone coming out their
y'know
DOOR
GOOD.
SUCK AN EGG CEMRE.
I still have an irrational distrust of you.
now to use his new knowledge... FOR EVIL.
The kids are on a field trip to the cemetary. Exactly what you would think happens, happens.
The game cannot, at this point, even tell me what is actually going wrong. Just 'error'. The world is ending, and nobody even understands why.
WAIT WHAT KIND OF CEMETARY IS THIS
Esamir keeps ADORABLY diving into his tiny castle, throwing the world's littlest party just for himself, and then being all 8) a good party happened for an entire day afterward
this pops up out of nowhere, with no provocation.
OKAY?????
moises has grown into a toddler.
giving him actual hair makes him Moderately Terrifying (tm)
Esamir's sister has grown up, and apparently got straight to work
to defeat the huns
Vioxxa discusses the family finances with a literal infant. Babies hold a lot of authority in this town, for some reason.
nyx
love.
we live in the sea.
there is no leaf here. We are leafless.
...Theodore is, for the record, about... 1-2 days from dying. SO THAT'S ADORABLE
INTO EVIL WE GO
I guess it's basically Team Rocket.
I'm starting to feel like it's some kind of rite of passage for all of Esamir's siblings to date that one specific guy. He's a very nice guy but... he's not... a great purveyor of life choices, either.
YOU ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE
LEAVE THE PREGNANT FAIRY GIRL ALONE
Everyone goes to work. A happy jingle is heard.
....
WEEOOOOWWWWWWWWOOWWWOWW
At least he's not the only one~
... Apparently, it's colder outside than he was expecting. Autumn did just start and all.