General Discussion

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October 19, 2017 23:31:22

HELLO HOW IS EVERYONE hi I ate almost an entire jar of chocklit spread.

@Salvation
@MelanieScribbles
@Charoula
@Fraxinus
@Vermiculus
@Jirazeil
@StormyDragon
@Averat
@beautifulglitter
@chescab

OH HEY

Perry's partner got married... to the crime kingpin's daughter

THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT FANFIC TBH.

I should probably redesign the nursery floor, but omg I cannot be BOTHERED. So they get a pink-and-blue big kid's room setup, so that my brain doesn't malfunction.

look Esamir I appreciate your enthusiasm but I literally cannot handle more children rn.

Esamir's little brother... has a thing for vampires, it appears. He was dating this guy's father not that long ago. Sir, stop.

... Lets do something a bit different with our quartet. Let's send 'em to music school.

(This is a modded feature, not basegame, so don't get upset when you can't find it, aye?)

After enrolling, they discover that their new school's not in session just yet. The great idea is hatched to go to a restaurant instead of going home.

1. WHERE DID THEY GET TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
2. WHY ARE THEY CELEBRITIES ALREADY

... I

what

what kind of a name is -that-?

is it moses in a brooklyn accent??!
(I let them go with that name because... LOOK AT IT. HOW could I not allow it?)

...this also seems like it bodes ill for all involved

Esamir becomes more of a rebel as he does more street art. ONE OF THESE THINGS IS OUT OF PLACE.

... wait no

NOOOO

NOT MY SWEET FAIRY

RELEASE HIM

LOOK HOW SAD YOU'RE MAKING HIM

LET
HIM
ART

-sobs-

At least he doesn't get a long sentence like his sister in law tends to... that look of utter reproach.

With Perry's recent promotion, a new job requirement looms... I'm sure he'll enjoy doing that.

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THIS I want regular pings to that. *puts self on a list at the speed of light*

Rako

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October 20, 2017 08:25:07

THIS I want regular pings to that. *puts self on a list at the speed of light*

@Salvation @MelanieScribbles @Charoula @Fraxinus @Vermiculus @Jirazeil @StormyDragon @Averat @beautifulglitter @chescab @Rako @Zygon I'm trying to get in a good session at least once every other day at the moment! These guys are good fun. I'll keep going later today if I get the time, but for now~ [img]https://i.gyazo.com/cecf5851968a127a099bc5ba6d5ddfc6.png[/img] by the light of morning, Esamir paints, and harbours a quiet desire... for revenge. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/e4a721b358203b2bc94abddbd72b7cf9.png[/img] The kids go upstairs to play with blocks. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/162da77ed2b6bd7788a2bfd93235bbbd.png[/img] The boys seem pretty results-focussed. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/795c87bb8ea0356db721f4daed3837f5.png[/img] The girls look like they're more interested in... making the blocks fight. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/231da332e02d0acb66850962c3f63ff7.png[/img] 'hey, you have your thing, we have ours.' it finally occurs to me to check the mail, a thing that I never do. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/7fad79f914c7e87ab0601f6e6055d13a.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/08c367d8da17c128dfb563c9e93aef7b.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/106ea79d7c669102c9a4730d5f17edb5.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/09730392d6745ec93715e5a11685f3b8.png[/img] 1. when did you guys get the time to buy those 2. what money did you use 3. REAL RANDOM SELECTIONS GUYS 4. you were at the weddings. you were right there. 5. THAT WAS SIM-YEARS AGO WHY -NOW- [img]https://i.gyazo.com/0424cee198c0a438ad3ca2f357dfbc4b.png[/img] the television breaks. Perry struggles with his requirement to improve his handiness skill, and his hatred of televisions. It's also sunny, which he does not like. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/14a264e5b201fa52716375a40eabac00.png[/img] Esamir completes an artwork that he hopefully won't get arrested for a painting with a value of great evil [img]https://i.gyazo.com/690c9af31075d98eaf16d51aea5c60ce.png[/img] apparently, Multiplica is Duplica's boss. this is nepotism at its absolute worst. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/520405e6a5d752db7ebc4c3062a9e552.png[/img] Perry goes shopping. he arrives via ocean after swimming for like 8 hours, so he has probably about 4 surviving brain cells when he gets there. A book seems like a... better way to start with the skill than going all the way to Shang Simla just to buy a DAMNED TRAINING DUMMY. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/d745729f81531cbd3b82574a102556b3.png[/img] for sale, he also finds Probably the Worst Possible Decision. he buys it. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/672b50f3159f5d3f3bd4c8d5fff2257a.png[/img] We also provision him another extremely ill-advised gift because seriously insisting on swimming -everywhere- in an -island region- is going to be the actual literal death of this stupid, beautiful man. We'll probably get one for everyone, eventually, but this fish failure kind of has to come first. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/74382f87f156c2028df9cd7f32b70dae.png[/img] I cannot believe I even have to do this. like he has necessitated this. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/312bdb7233e83e6a27262901611baec2.png[/img] Perry if you use this indoors I'm not even going to pry you out of the wall [img]https://i.gyazo.com/3b64a7a02c76508abfe46961f5583d38.png[/img] oh god this was a bad idea please don't die [img]https://i.gyazo.com/6654e0273561ecf92a46d11bb3119004.png[/img] drama essential... I mean, I'll give him that much, I'd be the same way [img]https://i.gyazo.com/541bf06f9a116f95d8ff5a5275c3ffd7.png[/img] THERE HE GO [img]https://i.gyazo.com/5e76d0ff3662682ae347b44c0e508cf2.png[/img] HE DIDN'T STUFF UP GOOD JOB GOLD STAR [IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/19391c8079e8c6951886591a58be8b48.png[/IMG] milo. honey. love. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDKIDS you don't have to text them they're literally upstairs [img]https://i.gyazo.com/09a3223a74fdcbfdd85499a96ca42cf0.png[/img] Jasper got older when we weren't looking. He also makes bad choices and aged up into probably the most unsuitable possible haircut. You look like a teapot, darling. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/2e1b0eb6289a902d238a66a594041049.png[/img] There were plans to send Esamir out spraypainting the town tonight, but he's still leery after getting caught last time and also the MOON is NOT OUT and he is SAD. In an apparent twist of fate, it appears that Fawn Purnell is someone he's answering to at his current job. I guess she went into cinema after retiring from crime- but he needs to buddy up with his co-stars to advance in his career anyway, so he can chat with her. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/92dde76549d9923128c385e4a8e9ebb3.png[/img] Meanwhile, the television is replaced with an ultra future tech holographic tv instead. My jealousy is PALPABLE. I also had to move the rug, because it won't work with a feckin' rug under it. It's... the kind of technology quirk I honestly expect from a magical holo-stick TV. Nyx and I have similar videogame tastes, I suspect. She is a FIERCE LION, stalking digital prey on the prarie. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/4478388a89ae256642dfab203975d207.png[/img] Nyra is more interested in her book. I was both of these kids, honestly. (The book is 'How to Spin Plates'. If only she could use this skill in the actual game.)

PrinceLulu

1560

October 21, 2017 17:38:48

@Salvation
@MelanieScribbles
@Charoula
@Fraxinus
@Vermiculus
@Jirazeil
@StormyDragon
@Averat
@beautifulglitter
@chescab
@Rako
@Zygon

I'm trying to get in a good session at least once every other day at the moment! These guys are good fun. I'll keep going later today if I get the time, but for now~

by the light of morning, Esamir paints, and harbours a quiet desire... for revenge.

The kids go upstairs to play with blocks.

The boys seem pretty results-focussed.

The girls look like they're more interested in... making the blocks fight.

'hey, you have your thing, we have ours.'

it finally occurs to me to check the mail, a thing that I never do.

1. when did you guys get the time to buy those
2. what money did you use
3. REAL RANDOM SELECTIONS GUYS
4. you were at the weddings. you were right there.
5. THAT WAS SIM-YEARS AGO WHY -NOW-

the television breaks. Perry struggles with his requirement to improve his handiness skill, and his hatred of televisions. It's also sunny, which he does not like.

Esamir completes an artwork that he hopefully won't get arrested for
a painting with a value of great evil

apparently, Multiplica is Duplica's boss.
this is nepotism at its absolute worst.

Perry goes shopping.
he arrives via ocean after swimming for like 8 hours, so he has probably about 4 surviving brain cells when he gets there.

A book seems like a... better way to start with the skill than going all the way to Shang Simla just to buy a DAMNED TRAINING DUMMY.

for sale, he also finds Probably the Worst Possible Decision.

he buys it.

We also provision him another extremely ill-advised gift because seriously insisting on swimming -everywhere- in an -island region- is going to be the actual literal death of this stupid, beautiful man. We'll probably get one for everyone, eventually, but this fish failure kind of has to come first.

I cannot believe I even have to do this.
like he has necessitated this.

Perry if you use this indoors I'm not even going to pry you out of the wall

oh god this was a bad idea please don't die

drama essential... I mean, I'll give him that much, I'd be the same way

THERE HE GO

HE DIDN'T STUFF UP
GOOD JOB GOLD STAR

milo.
honey. love.
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDKIDS
you don't have to text them they're literally upstairs

Jasper got older when we weren't looking.
He also makes bad choices and aged up into probably the most unsuitable possible haircut. You look like a teapot, darling.

There were plans to send Esamir out spraypainting the town tonight, but he's still leery after getting caught last time and also the MOON is NOT OUT and he is SAD.

In an apparent twist of fate, it appears that Fawn Purnell is someone he's answering to at his current job. I guess she went into cinema after retiring from crime- but he needs to buddy up with his co-stars to advance in his career anyway, so he can chat with her.

Meanwhile, the television is replaced with an ultra future tech holographic tv instead. My jealousy is PALPABLE. I also had to move the rug, because it won't work with a feckin' rug under it. It's... the kind of technology quirk I honestly expect from a magical holo-stick TV. Nyx and I have similar videogame tastes, I suspect. She is a FIERCE LION, stalking digital prey on the prarie.

Nyra is more interested in her book. I was both of these kids, honestly.
(The book is 'How to Spin Plates'. If only she could use this skill in the actual game.)

HI SOMETIMES I POST EVERYWHERE

(also the giant cotton candy there is so that I can remember which bed is Esamir's... Perry's has a creepy science specimen next to it >x>;)

PrinceLulu

1560

October 21, 2017 17:45:35

(also the giant cotton candy there is so that I can remember which bed is Esamir's... Perry's has a creepy science specimen next to it >x>;)

HI SOMETIMES I POST EVERYWHERE

Well, since Perry can levitate a jet pack shouldn't be that different. In theory...

StormyDragon

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October 21, 2017 21:01:24

Well, since Perry can levitate a jet pack shouldn't be that different. In theory...

@Salvation @MelanieScribbles @Charoula @Fraxinus @Vermiculus @Jirazeil @StormyDragon @Averat @beautifulglitter @chescab @Rako @Zygon [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c79924b55abda18dd6b43c6dd50a3bde.png[/img] side of FR that actually exercises: is that even POSSIBLE [img]https://i.gyazo.com/e11ed9601783218b800d319cacedd1e4.png[/img] OKay that is an ADORABLE want to throw at me but holy BEANS we do NOT have seesaw space okay ... in fact I'm thinking we may have to move. I mean, I love this house, but... [img]https://i.gyazo.com/4ecce0c61faa982e14686f1e9280951e.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/22f036e8f617fb021154c018b34e24b8.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/d58df0b2d1ff4412dfdbce285850516c.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/b01df4daa3ab4cca2f3bea2e07c926d5.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/80c37615e08430bf05872d09b8401fba.png[/img] space, at this point, has become a MASSIVE PROBLEM. The houseboats are tiny to begin with, and I've built as far up as I can- and it's still not looking like it's enough. Plus, there's no -way- I'll have the room to give the kids their own bedrooms as they should rightfully have by the next stage of life (or by NOW, honestly). What do we think? ... There's no way I've got something that's going to suit this lot pre-made already; I'll have to hand-craft the entire thing. With the 3 money we have. I think I can make it work... but it's not going to be quick or easy. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/5fbd64412e27faa9a0be924c7b6cb4db.png[/img] ...but maybe we won't move just yet. Dear Dr Taylor here is 85... would it be kind? [img]https://i.gyazo.com/32b2cca53ab20a4f0707b7afc57f1ee1.png[/img] okay u totally just ruined the moment here sir THERE HE GO FAREWELL he is a surskit now [img]https://i.gyazo.com/617c1175524106bbfb4325e0972022bd.png[/img] this isn't even out of character tbh. why is he like this? [img]https://i.gyazo.com/5af4094804da99842665886649aa8c02.png[/img] I TOLD YOU TO EAT A CHEESESTEAK. THE CHEESESTEAK IS ON -THIS LANDMASS- SIR [img]https://i.gyazo.com/fbad322b1bd340d6a97490f42137cece.png[/img] DO NOT NOCLIP THROUGH THE NEIGHBOUR'S BOAT guys I have no idea where he's going I can't stop him [img]https://i.gyazo.com/b6e1cfc3b3a19539fd8512bbf5a33d9f.png[/img] ... goodbye, I guess Or, I could force-reset him. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/59101069afa6e7e7bff4f2e99d57cdc8.png[/img] ... in which case he gets stuck with the 'I got in trouble from my parents' moodlet. META! IS THE PARENTS ME??!?!?! o ^o I'm not equipped to be parents [img]https://i.gyazo.com/332e81d9057ef7d14fc49880acf3c351.png[/img] Perry's dad got old, also when I wasn't looking. I'll give him a makeover if I catch him around. The time machine is... something has gone way wrong with the determination algorithms, or in one of my parameters (I've been suspecting something's gone south in this neighbourhood for a while, remember.) We can Try for Baby in it, but... [img]https://i.gyazo.com/285e44909e71a7e53269fee5e82ec2cf.png[/img] Milo can only do it with Esamir and Perry... [img]https://i.gyazo.com/de4ca0cec1f8d0c52546a57ffb0b3977.png[/img] And Minette can only do it with her daughters. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/1444719b3a0539305750e41de733bde8.png[/img] LETS NOT. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/dd0b4ec4ec8ba14c487f5bf29d9aa6a8.png[/img] ESAMIR'S SISTER GOT MARRIED, APPARENTLY! To Perry's big brother! (Memento is the purple lad; Kazja is the girl whose nose looks like it could double as a door stop. I love her to death but w o w nose.) [img]https://i.gyazo.com/f9038112ea9f41707ab0db9e76f98626.png[/img] This is Dzarn's- I believe- ninth? Partner? ...And it's a girl this time, so he must swing both ways. She's also yet another vampire. I think he has a type. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/30ba3b09eefcb27b24c1645b8e11dc74.png[/img] The little boys haven't started school yet... so while Dad's at work, it's VERY LITTLE PARTY TIME. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/845e6debe30a715beacd243c4a4335d7.png[/img] ??????????????????????????????????? NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT SUPER OMINOUS MESSAGE [img]https://i.gyazo.com/f7d442d91389d921413caf36a6bdff75.png[/img] oh okay. WHO EVEN WERE YOU seconds later [img]https://i.gyazo.com/9dc29c634516b9866b5d4beb948a61b6.png[/img] okay I'm assuming you were related that's GARBAGE LUCK THO???? wow [img]https://i.gyazo.com/39cd4dbe3fa90aae10494c2185cc61f5.png[/img] ... if this is another omalley I'm going to explode [img]https://i.gyazo.com/255575d0b4969f0a222a337b9a2c38f3.png[/img] ooooookay.... [img]https://i.gyazo.com/f082e57ff19e6bce414e32951f830371.png[/img] OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL ... andre did you kill them off as fuel for your crime novel or whAT [img]https://i.gyazo.com/cc8ad0352b4ffffd2b11adb8ce304aa1.png[/img] ... well I guess -that- was inevitable [img]https://i.gyazo.com/da17731232064d25ebc6f79bbc2533e6.png[/img] Multiplica is, apparently, useless. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/8358e16abf31db99a3e39fa055e37453.png[/img] Her Dad is worse, in my opinion. How DOES he keep setting the hatch of his pyjamas on fire? no NO [img]https://i.gyazo.com/143e205049497e7941771ee03c52f3ab.png[/img] HE'S DANCING WITH HIS TAIL ON I COMMAND YOU TO STOP [img]https://i.gyazo.com/fb7d91f91ff71e3807ae9a1a12607426.png[/img] THIS IS NOT 'THE SHAPE OF WATER' STOP IT [img]https://i.gyazo.com/e13e7e9831fb885d70fd990b08356173.png[/img] oh wow a short ways away from the houseboat Esamir's sisters are all out hangin' out if that's not the cutest thing I ever -saw- [img]https://i.gyazo.com/f5b5c64fc86a6742bac8de9cca229936.png[/img] his phone is ringing, prompting so, SO many questions. NOBODY ANSWER THEM. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/dfa356ed47db54981557ebab2eaf84f8.png[/img] dancing queen, peel the meat off the tangerine OH YEAAAAAH [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c671cf089b1ebb1d76f7a271e9636021.png[/img] he's doing it on purpose isn't he [img]https://i.gyazo.com/fd4cbdd24dbf4c1b6f516c47267ca289.png[/img] in an unexpected and ADORABLE scene, Multiplica gets home and catches Hexen pretending to be royalty with his cupcake pan medallion and paper crown on. She bows to him like a royal advisor and oh my god it's so cute I'm dying inside rn [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c964584c39aaaad89fcd85f2dd70bbf7.png[/img] Our little monsters do love their kids! [img]https://i.gyazo.com/56f3f6c7eaf457c9c3cacdd10791bc87.png[/img] I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD THIS WANT I'M CRY SO CUTE [img]https://i.gyazo.com/4063d3e6b317708fbe6cfd958f4db058.png[/img] ... I have no sympathy for these two. this is like the 5th time!!! Perry's cousin, who never thinks ANYTHING through [img]https://i.gyazo.com/609c867b0811be609591b16dd1b6cc10.png[/img] EXHIBIT A. (getting caught usually winds them up in jail) [img]https://i.gyazo.com/2f30b6f7f113505a78f6dd62a3d1463e.png[/img] Oh! ...That reminds me, Perry, you've still gotta buddy up with that guy. You're PARTNERS! 8D Cop buddies! ... go search his garbage! let's fly! TO INFINITY [img]https://i.gyazo.com/180a4fb993d0262568df40b452bdc4e9.png[/img] and beyond. you idiot. (I DESIGNED THIS HOUSE. ADMIRE IT.) [img]https://i.gyazo.com/53268724994a1733afe4130c23c60f90.png[/img] Get UP you flying fish. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c6e4d042989cd11886670df291d01a6f.png[/img] THAT'S RIGHT, I had people going through my bin problems while I was playing this house... maybe I can get my information out of Mason instead. Two birds, one stone. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/b355aa07c1080e5456a87a650a207375.png[/img] This is Mason. Unfairly pretty. LOOK. AT HIM. And this house... this house had a LOT of work put into it. ... you know what? Maybe this is where we'll go. Just take it back. (though, we'd have to throw out Grandma... and... the glass sculpture of Grandma... because... you know. House theft.) [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c1ae89f3c6a9b113694df3314f55ceec.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/938dc91e284149ae931039cc47ade7e7.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/8ff8d29b4ac601c2bf90e07f7697c198.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/fbc090c6b3f06a2a3be6bec29929ed1c.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/540a5b94696d25cbd49fe8ad618deacc.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/f07143055c7b50457c3a2e9a3b5407c1.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/066eefa8a84d231c14d00994a856cdf3.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/eef74cb21995c95f03a95db7de0f6f9b.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/59fa8069d6af2c94aa57214ab9230798.png[/img] oh no I took my eyes off Perry for a whole minute. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/ea24cf914be5d760bdf45900294a381b.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/8c960eb765c30d9bb661b34597d1305d.png[/img] stOP IT. ... A button to flirt with him is aCCIDENTALLY PRESSED WHOOPS ... I'll smooth it over by DRINKING HIS BLOOD [img]https://i.gyazo.com/c0bde984186639c2ca8d726aa8911ebf.png[/img] hey [img]https://i.gyazo.com/430a75a6137104081b33bc061613addf.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/762774307886f17a5bd1e0755d961262.png[/img] NOBODY ASKED YOU

PrinceLulu

1560

October 23, 2017 16:48:21

@Salvation
@MelanieScribbles
@Charoula
@Fraxinus
@Vermiculus
@Jirazeil
@StormyDragon
@Averat
@beautifulglitter
@chescab
@Rako
@Zygon

side of FR that actually exercises: is that even POSSIBLE

OKay that is an ADORABLE want to throw at me but holy BEANS we do NOT have seesaw space okay

... in fact
I'm thinking we may have to move.

I mean, I love this house, but...

space, at this point, has become a MASSIVE PROBLEM. The houseboats are tiny to begin with, and I've built as far up as I can- and it's still not looking like it's enough. Plus, there's no -way- I'll have the room to give the kids their own bedrooms as they should rightfully have by the next stage of life (or by NOW, honestly).

What do we think?
... There's no way I've got something that's going to suit this lot pre-made already; I'll have to hand-craft the entire thing. With the 3 money we have. I think I can make it work... but it's not going to be quick or easy.

...but maybe we won't move just yet. Dear Dr Taylor here is 85... would it be kind?

okay u totally just ruined the moment here sir

THERE HE GO
FAREWELL
he is a surskit now

this isn't even out of character tbh.
why is he like this?

I TOLD YOU TO EAT A CHEESESTEAK.

THE CHEESESTEAK IS ON -THIS LANDMASS-

SIR

DO NOT NOCLIP THROUGH THE NEIGHBOUR'S BOAT

guys I have no idea where he's going I can't stop him

... goodbye, I guess

Or, I could force-reset him.

... in which case he gets stuck with the 'I got in trouble from my parents' moodlet.

META!
IS THE PARENTS ME??!?!?!
o ^o I'm not equipped to be parents

Perry's dad got old, also when I wasn't looking. I'll give him a makeover if I catch him around.

The time machine is... something has gone way wrong with the determination algorithms, or in one of my parameters (I've been suspecting something's gone south in this neighbourhood for a while, remember.)

We can Try for Baby in it, but...

Milo can only do it with Esamir and Perry...

And Minette can only do it with her daughters.

LETS NOT.

ESAMIR'S SISTER GOT MARRIED, APPARENTLY! To Perry's big brother!

(Memento is the purple lad; Kazja is the girl whose nose looks like it could double as a door stop. I love her to death but w o w nose.)

This is Dzarn's- I believe- ninth? Partner? ...And it's a girl this time, so he must swing both ways. She's also yet another vampire. I think he has a type.

The little boys haven't started school yet... so while Dad's at work, it's VERY LITTLE PARTY TIME.

???????????????????????????????????

NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED
BUT SUPER OMINOUS MESSAGE

oh okay.

WHO EVEN WERE YOU

seconds later

okay I'm assuming you were related

that's GARBAGE LUCK THO???? wow

... if this is another omalley I'm going to explode

ooooookay....

OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL

... andre
did you kill them off as fuel for your crime novel or whAT

... well I guess -that- was inevitable

Multiplica is, apparently, useless.

Her Dad is worse, in my opinion. How DOES he keep setting the hatch of his pyjamas on fire?

no
NO

HE'S DANCING WITH HIS TAIL ON
I COMMAND YOU TO STOP

THIS IS NOT 'THE SHAPE OF WATER' STOP IT

oh wow a short ways away from the houseboat Esamir's sisters are all out hangin' out
if that's not the cutest thing I ever -saw-

his phone is ringing, prompting so, SO many questions.
NOBODY ANSWER THEM.

dancing queen, peel the meat off the tangerine OH YEAAAAAH

he's doing it on purpose isn't he

in an unexpected and ADORABLE scene, Multiplica gets home and catches Hexen pretending to be royalty with his cupcake pan medallion and paper crown on. She bows to him like a royal advisor and oh my god it's so cute I'm dying inside rn

Our little monsters do love their kids!

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD THIS WANT I'M CRY SO CUTE

... I have no sympathy for these two.
this is like the 5th time!!! Perry's cousin, who never thinks ANYTHING through

EXHIBIT A.
(getting caught usually winds them up in jail)

Oh!
...That reminds me, Perry, you've still gotta buddy up with that guy. You're PARTNERS! 8D Cop buddies!

... go search his garbage! let's fly!

TO INFINITY

and beyond. you idiot.

(I DESIGNED THIS HOUSE. ADMIRE IT.)

Get UP you flying fish.

THAT'S RIGHT, I had people going through my bin problems while I was playing this house... maybe I can get my information out of Mason instead. Two birds, one stone.

This is Mason. Unfairly pretty. LOOK. AT HIM.

And this house... this house had a LOT of work put into it.
... you know what? Maybe this is where we'll go. Just take it back.

(though, we'd have to throw out Grandma... and... the glass sculpture of Grandma... because... you know. House theft.)

oh no I took my eyes off Perry for a whole minute.

stOP IT.

... A button to flirt with him is aCCIDENTALLY PRESSED WHOOPS

... I'll smooth it over by DRINKING HIS BLOOD

hey

NOBODY

ASKED

YOU

HI SOMETIMES I POST EVERYWHERE

I usually go through these with a smile on my face or a slight chuckle but the baby asking Perry to leave had me doubled over with laughter! Your glitchy Simsverse is always filled with great things.

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I usually go through these with a smile on my face or a slight chuckle but the baby asking Perry to leave had me doubled over with laughter! Your glitchy Simsverse is always filled with great things.

Perry...why are you like this? O_O Now you're dancing in your fish tail, crashing into people's yards wearing swim trunks, and provoking babies...

StormyDragon