The dragon flicks you away with his tail.
*Invites all of the worlds dragons to a disco party*
The dragon flicks you away with his tail.
*Invites all of the worlds dragons to a disco party*
The dragon somehow eats the DJ in his sleep.
*Pulls out a huge sword and stabs the dragon in it's back after dumping cold water on its head and screaming Vocaloid songs while a karaoke version of them plays at full volume*
The dragon somehow eats the DJ in his sleep.
*Pulls out a huge sword and stabs the dragon in it's back after dumping cold water on its head and screaming Vocaloid songs while a karaoke version of them plays at full volume*
The scales are EXTREMELY strong and breaks your sword into splinters.
I put headphones on it's ears and blast dubstep on high volume in them.
The scales are EXTREMELY strong and breaks your sword into splinters.
I put headphones on it's ears and blast dubstep on high volume in them.
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When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home
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It's ears and head are way too big for the headphones so it continues to slumber
I begin to duct tape the dragon's snout to the ground
It's ears and head are way too big for the headphones so it continues to slumber
I begin to duct tape the dragon's snout to the ground
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unfortunately,
the duck tape isn't sticky enough
-creates a huge earthquake and opens up the floor beneath the dragon-
unfortunately,
the duck tape isn't sticky enough
-creates a huge earthquake and opens up the floor beneath the dragon-
The dragon rolls over just before the earth cracks open.
I send a
Scarab to attack it
The dragon rolls over just before the earth cracks open.
I send a
Scarab to attack it
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When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home
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the scarab is tough but not invincible, the dragon's claws slash through it
i tell the dragons its mom is going to come in if it doesn't wake up fast enough, she'll be mad of she has to drive him to school (lol)
the scarab is tough but not invincible, the dragon's claws slash through it
i tell the dragons its mom is going to come in if it doesn't wake up fast enough, she'll be mad of she has to drive him to school (lol)
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The dragon's mum comes in and falls asleep as well.
I drag away his mum.
The dragon's mum comes in and falls asleep as well.
I drag away his mum.
The mum is still asleep despite being moved. You now have two dragons to wake up.
A tower of champagne bottles fall and soak both dragons in champagne and glass splinters.
The mum is still asleep despite being moved. You now have two dragons to wake up.
A tower of champagne bottles fall and soak both dragons in champagne and glass splinters.
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Both dragons carry on sleeping, apparently enjoying the feeling of being soaked in champagne and glass splinters.
I send a
Mammoth and a platoon of
Mantises over to attack them.
Both dragons carry on sleeping, apparently enjoying the feeling of being soaked in champagne and glass splinters.
I send a
Mammoth and a platoon of
Mantises over to attack them.
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When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home
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