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Classic Americans.

Thisiswhythegovtfundsmilitaryovernasaoops
Classic Americans.

Thisiswhythegovtfundsmilitaryovernasaoops
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At least we get a cool pen?
At least we get a cool pen?
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I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem?
It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more

/steps off soapbox sorry everyone
I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem?
It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more

/steps off soapbox sorry everyone
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[quote name="FalconRex121" date=2017-11-04 08:52:11] I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem? It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more /steps off soapbox sorry everyone [/quote] ^ this
FalconRex121 wrote on 2017-11-04:
I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem?
It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more

/steps off soapbox sorry everyone

^ this
[quote name="fika" date=2017-11-04 10:20:01] [quote name="FalconRex121" date=2017-11-04 08:52:11] I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem? It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more /steps off soapbox sorry everyone [/quote] ^ this [/quote] I was just gonna say something about this.
fika wrote on 2017-11-04:
FalconRex121 wrote on 2017-11-04:
I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem?
It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more

/steps off soapbox sorry everyone

^ this

I was just gonna say something about this.
- Caterpillar Lenrin the 78th of Macedonia
[quote name="fika" date=2017-11-04 10:20:01] [quote name="FalconRex121" date=2017-11-04 08:52:11] I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem? It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more /steps off soapbox sorry everyone [/quote] ^ this [/quote] I was just gonna say something about this.
fika wrote on 2017-11-04:
FalconRex121 wrote on 2017-11-04:
I have no love for the Soviet space program so I'm gonna throw in my two cents for everyone's education and consideration haha. To be fair, a conventional wood pencil would be problematic. Pencil shavings, even just the graphite dust from writing, are tiny, they float around into corners and into wiring (especially in the early days), and they're flammable etc. Do you see the problem?
It's an interesting part of history, if you ever feel like looking into it more

/steps off soapbox sorry everyone

^ this

I was just gonna say something about this.
- Caterpillar Lenrin the 78th of Macedonia
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@nohsara man how dont you get it they spent billions to try and create a pen that would work in space because with gravity the ones we use wouldnt the Russians used a pencil instead of going through all that
@nohsara man how dont you get it they spent billions to try and create a pen that would work in space because with gravity the ones we use wouldnt the Russians used a pencil instead of going through all that
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November 4 - Joke of the Day

barber’s shop

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

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November 4 - Joke of the Day

barber’s shop

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

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