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Things you should NEVER do in Hogwarts! List 'em off people.

1. Bribe Seamus Finnegan to run through the Great Hall in a leprechaun outfit, holding a box of cereal, and yelling "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
-Bonus points if you bribe all of the first years to chase after him.
((Borrowed from a wonderful fic on fanfiction.net called '88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience.' It's stunningly hilarious.))

2. Take the wrong flight of stairs just before they change.
-Bonus points if a Ghost gave you directions.
-Double bonus points it a Painting gives you directions.

3. Shout 'leprechauns will dance on your grave!' to someone you loathe (e.g. Malfoy)

4. Use a Howler to send someone the screamed-out lyrics of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

5. Start a business selling Muggle items to unacknowledged wizards kids
-bonus points if you say regular items, like pencils, are worth more than they actually are.
-double points if it's porn
-triple points if you get teachers in on it too.

6. Tell wizard-borns that the people on a tv show/movie/any kind of video can actually see you
- Bonus points if you get Ron to believe it and tell it to Hermione and Harry

7. Tell wizard-borns that iPods are actually made of eyes.

8. Lock Harry and Malfoy in a room together
- Bonus points if you can somehow see their reactions
- Double bonus points if you take bets on who will either survive or punch the other first

9. Imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

(i love that fic so much oh my glob. I used to be obsessed with those '100 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts' fics :') )

10.) Be harry potter

11. Try to enchant a vacuum cleaner and take it to Quidditch practice.

12. Stockpile supplies for the Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse (Also from 88)
13. Tell Snape that he would survive the Zombie Apocalypse because nothing would eat that much grease. (Also from 88)