Wander

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"I believe that when you start down the right path, you'll end up in the right place!"

"Later Hater!"

"Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia. It's like I always say! A little lump 'a love will take the buck outta the bronco!"

"Howdy, fellas! Folks call me Wander, and we really like your town!"

"Never hurts to help!"

"Lookit you and your little hat!! YOU ARE SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT!!"

"I'll do it myself, with THE POWER OF LOVE!"

"I've always wanted to save a princess!"

"Now, Wander, don't be selfish. If Sylvia wants to have hardcore, violent, inconsiderate space adventures with a guy like Ryder, ya gotta let her! You'll just have to find yourself another partner; someone strong, and smart, and brave! Someone who, though they act all tough, has a creamy center of gooey goodness! And, when you inevitably get yourself into trouble and situations, they'll always find a way to get you out, no matter how bad things seem."

"Nothing wrong with lookin' good while doin' good."

"You know, he was gonna eat me."

"Would you say us bein' friends is the greatest adventure of all?"

"Eeww, ya smell that? It smells like a big pile of CAN'T DO-DO. HOOOHWEE!"

"How many times do I gotta tell ya Syl? Anything's possible with a pep in your step and a grin on your chin! What you need is a positive CAN DO-TITUDE!"

"I'll do what I do best. Be. Merry."

"There's an old Slarnean saying, 'BLARGGGREEHARGGGRRRARRHGGREERARG!' Which, roughly translates to; 'A little nice makes naughty think twice'!"

"Shut. Up. THERE'S A FOOD COURT?!"

"Boink boink!"

"I'm a wanted man! Ten million and one credit reward for the capture of Wild Wooly Wander! Wickedest Wan in the whole wurned wand!"


By Opalwhisker #79643