Unnamed
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Level 1 Auraboa
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Personal Style
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Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
18.17 m
Wingspan
13.87 m
Weight
3614.51 kg
Genetics
Heather
Basic
Basic
Aqua
Basic
Basic
Sand
Basic
Basic
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Auraboa
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
5
AGI
6
DEF
5
QCK
7
INT
8
VIT
6
MND
8
Lineage
Biography
[Chalmers rings Skinner's doorbell. Skinner opens the door.]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Chalmers enters. In the dining room, he sits at the table and places a glass bottle in an ice bucket, while Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt, and gasps in horror.]
[Skinner begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen and catches Skinner trying to leave.]
Chalmers: Ah-!
[Accompanied by a montage of scenes of Skinner and Chalmers from previous episodes, the theme song to an imaginary sitcom called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
[The scene goes back to Skinner's kitchen]
[Smoke can be seen coming out of Skinner's oven]
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? [points to the oven]
[Once a suspicious Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and French fries to replace his burnt roast. The scene cuts to the dining room, where Skinner comes from the kitchen with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone
Chalmers: use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have
Chalmers: at Krusty Burger.
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are
Chalmers: obviously grilled? [opens one of the burgers and exposes the patty's
Chalmers: grilled pattern to Skinner]
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Chalmers: Yes, I should be-- [notices the intense light coming from the burning
Chalmers: kitchen] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Chalmers: A--Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day,
Chalmers: in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say...
Chalmers: you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes starts screaming for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an :Skinner
unforgettable luncheon! :Skinner
unforgettable luncheon! :Skinner
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Chalmers enters. In the dining room, he sits at the table and places a glass bottle in an ice bucket, while Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt, and gasps in horror.]
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! [Chalmers' knocking on the kitchen door can be heard] :Skinner
But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] :Skinner
Delightfully devilish, Seymour. :Skinner
But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] :Skinner
Delightfully devilish, Seymour. :Skinner
[Skinner begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen and catches Skinner trying to leave.]
Chalmers: Ah-!
[Accompanied by a montage of scenes of Skinner and Chalmers from previous episodes, the theme song to an imaginary sitcom called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
[The scene goes back to Skinner's kitchen]
Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. :Skinner
Isometric exercise! Care to join me? :Skinner
Isometric exercise! Care to join me? :Skinner
[Smoke can be seen coming out of Skinner's oven]
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? [points to the oven]
Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams :Skinner
we're having. [Massages his belly] Mmmm, steamed clams! :Skinner
we're having. [Massages his belly] Mmmm, steamed clams! :Skinner
[Once a suspicious Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and French fries to replace his burnt roast. The scene cuts to the dining room, where Skinner comes from the kitchen with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. :Skinner
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. :Skinner
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Yes! It's a regional dialect. :Skinner
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Uh...upstate New York? :Skinner
Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone
Chalmers: use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. :Skinner
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have
Chalmers: at Krusty Burger.
Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! :Skinner
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Yes. :Skinner
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are
Chalmers: obviously grilled? [opens one of the burgers and exposes the patty's
Chalmers: grilled pattern to Skinner]
Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. :Skinner
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
[pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had :Skinner
by all. I'm pooped. :Skinner
by all. I'm pooped. :Skinner
Chalmers: Yes, I should be-- [notices the intense light coming from the burning
Chalmers: kitchen] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Aurora Borealis? :Skinner
Chalmers: A--Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day,
Chalmers: in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes. :Skinner
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
...No. :Skinner
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes (voice): SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. :(looking up) Skinner
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say...
Chalmers: you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes starts screaming for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes (voice): HEEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!
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