He is a dwagon, no not that dwagon.

That is right, I am not 'That' dwagon. I am 'The' dwagon. You see all this gold? you know how I get this gold? I get it through multiple Pyramid schemes. No not those type of pyramid schemes silly. You see, what I do. I dig small hole under pyramid. I crawl under Pyramid, BUT ONLY A LITTLE. I leave at least head poking out and I shout "Oh no, help me. I an innocent dwagon was simply minding my own beautiful business when your pyramid fell upon me. Oh ow, it hurts so much. I hope Indigo does not find out, for your sakes"

Silly Egyptians. They come running, dig me out, say sorry and shower me with gold and tell me to hush, not tell Indigo that their pyramid hurt this dwagon.

I even use these water wisps. Pretend my soul escapes my body. I say "urrghhh" and they panic. Haha..fools. One time they did ask why there was autumn leaves on my head, when no tree is in sight. I said "Silence, these leaves were on the bottom of your unbalanced Pyramid. They are the reason it slipped." they tried to argue. Saying it not even Autumn but I cry about how they need good insurance, that my back is broken. They panic more, give me more gold. I am...THE dwagon.