GreenLeaf

I am the grand high Vizier. My lord has asked of me a great deal this day. I was to venture forth and create new relations between he and the other noble dragons of the realm. Things were going well, Lord Radagast was pleasant, he some mushrooms for my lords consumption. He did say however that such shrooms should be taken in the protection of ones own home, I do wonder what he means by that?

Sebatian was an, interesting man. He had the knowledge of a high born but the manners of a simple tribesman. After chewing on my leg and being scolded for doing so without the proper condiments, he got to talking. His is a sad story. Though I will not admit it to his face, his troubles in life are actually rather amusing to me. I asked for a gift for my lord, at first he thought me odd for such a request but after some convicting he gave me a ball made from his enemies livers, I feel that I should warn my lord that it is perhaps not wise to mix with such, odd bedfellows.

There was of course Hodor. What is there to say? had I not already had a lord that I serve heart and soul, I would dedicate myself to this beautiful man. His hair struck me at first, it caught my eyes and I was entranced. I was however taken from my thoughts of servitude by the sting of his cats claws against my face. Lord Hodor rolled around laughing at the act for around 20 minutes, before admitting that he too is rather scared of this cat. Upon mention of my Lord, Hodor became angry however. Claiming that my lord stole his favourite hat. I had to calm him down with my and convince him that my lord is no thief. I did so by showing him the floppy bits of my headgear. Lord Hodor asked if he could have my headpiece but, alas I could not give him what he wanted. He did however have a gift for my lord. A twig that he found on his walk through the park. Upon prompting, Lord Hodor explained that the twig made him laugh, as it was bendy and brown.

and then.......then there is...ugh...sparklypants. I am still with him now, I cannot stop this fool from talking about himself.